#1
has anyone else got this "syndrome"?


less retarded version

has anyone else noticed they are deathly tired after a good fapping session? I've just recently realized that I almost always fall asleep after I cum. Anyone else?

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Everyone does to some extent [very little to full blown].
There was a discussion on /s/ about this, and why people feel turned-off afterwards as well.
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Well, the pheromones that get released after exercise in your body act as a natural sedative. So normally, people should. Depends on that hormone's level though.

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#6
I do it to wake myself up during school projects.

But I also usually fap right before I go to sleep either way.
#7
Usually, while I'm fapping, I text a whole bunch of random *****s from my contacts list...

Then when I'm done, its like "I don't really want to talk to you, I was just horny." Of course, I never say that.
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I believe the technical term is called a "snoregasm"
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Well, the pheromones that get released after exercise in your body act as a natural sedative. So normally, people should. Depends on that hormone's level though.

/knowledge.

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#13
A man's body chemically changes after he cums and makes him tired.

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Everyone does to some extent [very little to full blown].
There was a discussion on /s/ about this, and why people feel turned-off afterwards as well.

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Yes.

Don't fall asleep with semeny tissues still everywhere...
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#18
Especially if I'm bored, I get this. Sometimes, it actually makes me a bit more energetic.
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