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I hate them so much. I'm being stung by a bee at the moment. It got me to thinking whether or not the pit hate them as much as I do. What's worse is the bees who leave their insides on you after they die.

So UGers , tell the pit about your bee sting stories.
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My step mum got a bee stuck in her nose while she slept, she had to go to hospital. Even thinking about it makes me cringe...
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I'm being stung by a bee at the moment.


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#8
i die when i get stung by a bee.wanna know what the ironic part is?
my dad is a beekeeper. no word of a lie
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#10
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My thoughts exactly.
Well actually I was more like
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#11
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I tried to screw with a hive in our tree.

They stung me.

I'll bet that made your dick hurt.
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#12
So, at this very moment in time, a bee is currently stinging you?

What?

Plus...I hate B strings. They're the bastard strings that aren't in even fourths!
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#14
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Don't knock it until you try it, it's more of a burning tingly sensation than pain.

plus it makes your peep swell up.....not that i would need such help
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They don't bother me too much, my dad used to keep beehives in our garden so I got stung quite often. I think he's immune to them now as well lol..
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So, at this very moment in time, a bee is currently stinging you?

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So, you're currently being stung, and your first thought was "I'll go make a thread on the Pit"?


That is correct.
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#18
did we all just get trolled?

if so, nicely done!
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Don't knock it until you try it, it's more of a burning tingly sensation than pain.

Trust me. I've put my dick in things that have yielded a burning sensation. I'll pass.
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#21

Beestings?
Oh...bee stings. Forget about me.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
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#22
why don't you shoo it away.
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#23
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why don't you shoo it away.

man, if its still there stinging him by now, it better be paying rent.
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#24
I hate those evil bastards. Whenever we were younger, and I went outside, it was a guarantee I would get stung. They'd ignore all of my friends, and go directly for me. Everyone says stand still, and they won't get you. I stood still, and it kept flying around me until 10 more came, then they all stung me at once.
#25
once in my old shed that i was getting rid of there was a massive wasp nest thing in it so instead of taking it down piece by piece we just set fire to it
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once in my old shed that i was getting rid of there was a massive wasp nest thing in it so instead of taking it down piece by piece we just set fire to it


I always wanted to set fire to a nest. How did it turn out?

My friend once got stung in the crotch. We checked to make sure he was OK, then we laughed and laughed. Then the ambulance showed up. Good times, goooood times.
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i die when i get stung by a bee.wanna know what the ironic part is?
my dad is a beekeeper. no word of a lie


my cousin is allergic to bees, yet her dad has a house of bees. i find it both comical and completely ignorant. never got stung by a bee myself though, still hate the things
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#28
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I tried to screw with a hive in our tree.

They stung me.


did you cum blood?


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#30
Just found this on Wikipedia:

A honey bee that is away from the hive foraging for nectar or pollen will rarely sting, except when stepped on or roughly handled.


Made me laugh.
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#31
there is a hornet nest in my ceiling i can hear them up their and they keep getting out ive killed twelve of them today
only because they try'd to kill me i did let one go...
#32
I was stung by a wasp once, which was a bit of an anti-climax.
It was on my birthday, which happens to be in november, when you don't usually get many wasps about.

I think it was living in my flowery shirt which I donned for my 17th only to be stung by this little prick.
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Just found this on Wikipedia:

A honey bee that is away from the hive foraging for nectar or pollen will rarely sting, except when stepped on or roughly handled.


Made me laugh.

Hey, that's how I got stung when I was like 1 or 2. It happens.
#34
The first time I got stung by a bee, I cried. (7 or 8 years old) Now, I don't really care. The other day though I got chased down a hill into my truck by a bunch. Got stung 12 times, still only the ones on my face really hurt. Also all the bees around here are Africanized, so you gotta be wary.
#37
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inb4 "b strings"

LOL, that's what I thought when I say the thread. Maybe because I smoked today.
#40
Okay, so we have a pear tree in our backyard. So back when I was around 3 or 4, I used to eat them whole, seeds, core, and all. So one day, a bee stung me while I was eating one.

Another time I was in the car and I felt a tickle in my shirt. I tried to see what it was, but didn't see anything. It happened again. Nothing. All of a sudden I felt a sharp pain in my side. Turns out a yellow jacket got in my shirt.
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