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#4
I'll bet he took Monica with him.

In all seriousness I applaud him.
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#5
Bill Clinton deserves a high-ten, and a game of footsie under the table. He never lets me down. When he was president I was thinking, "Damn, he's so cool - why is he with that ugly chick in the pantsuit??" He didn't let me down then, either.
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#7
We shoulda voted Hill-Dog.
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#9
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was anybody alive during JFK? i heard he was a marvelous president

Yes and he was a pussy.
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#10
i think Bill Clinton is the greatest politician ever. he fulfills every requirement there is, he's good looking, he's smooth, a good speaker, people love him, he can talk his way out of anything, and he gave us a sex scandal to laugh at without ever ruining his reputation....what more could you ask?
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#12
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i think Bill Clinton is the greatest politician ever. he fulfills every requirement there is, he's good looking, he's smooth, a good speaker, people love him, he can talk his way out of anything, and he gave us a sex scandal to laugh at without ever ruining his reputation....what more could you ask?

But, did he ever pull a drowning man out of the water using just his teeth, and bring him back to shore?
Kennedy did.
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i think Bill Clinton is the greatest politician ever. he fulfills every requirement there is, he's good looking, he's smooth, a good speaker, people love him, he can talk his way out of anything, and he gave us a sex scandal to laugh at without ever ruining his reputation....what more could you ask?


And he plays the saxophone. THAT is a badass prez. Obama should take up the trumpet or something, make a Presidential Jazz Band.
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But, did he ever pull a drowning man out of the water using just his teeth, and bring him back to shore?
Kennedy did.

17 years before he was president. Doesn't count.
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#16
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But, did he ever pull a drowning man out of the water using just his teeth, and bring him back to shore?
Kennedy did.

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#17
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I'll bet he took Monica with him.

In all seriousness I applaud him.
That joke is soooo '98.


But seriously,
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#18
Ok can we just name Clinton Captain Awesome and be done with it?



I love that guy.
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#20
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That joke is soooo '98.


But seriously,

Sorry.
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#21
What we don't know, however, is that they aren't the actual journalists but cyborgs that will reek havoc in the U.S. after successful infiltration.

Also,

"in an unannounced visit and was greeted by dignitaries and a girl bearing flowers."

WOW! Weird plant life in N. Korea!
We're only strays.
#22
I know that he and the ladies will be spirited away back to the U.S. shrouded in secrecy and security, but I can't help but hope he swaggers back into the airport terminal with one journalist on each arm.
#23
my favourite part of that whole article however has to be

"The U.S. had planned to send former Vice President Al Gore, who owns Current TV, to Pyongyang to win the reporters' release but North Korea demanded a higher profile U.S. official to tie talks to the North Korea's nukes. The Obama Administration refused and the ex-president was sent as a compromise"

Al Gore? Hell no!

Clinton? HUZZAH!
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#26
This man needs to be re-elected.

Violently.

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#27
When I want laughs there's the sex scandal. When I wasn't serious business he gets it done.

Bill Clinton is part of why I wish you could elect someone more than twice.
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#28
It's quite amusing though, how ol' Crazy Kim keeps playing the tough guy stance for months on end, then as soon as he gets a visit from Clinton he goes all giddy and relents.

Guess the 'spoilt kid' theory is not too far from the truth.
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It's quite amusing though, how ol' Crazy Kim keeps playing the tough guy stance for months on end, then as soon as he gets a visit from Clinton he goes all giddy and relents.

Guess the 'spoilt kid' theory is not too far from the truth.


It has more to do with just how damn charming Bill Clinton is. He probably talked Kim into blowing him, too.
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What we don't know, however, is that they aren't the actual journalists but cyborgs that will reek havoc in the U.S. after successful infiltration.

Also,

"in an unannounced visit and was greeted by dignitaries and a girl bearing flowers."

WOW! Weird plant life in N. Korea!

I was surprised she didn't eat them.
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It's quite amusing though, how ol' Crazy Kim keeps playing the tough guy stance for months on end, then as soon as he gets a visit from Clinton he goes all giddy and relents.

Guess the 'spoilt kid' theory is not too far from the truth.

Traded a Monica and Bill sex tape for the journalists?..
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#35
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Kim's not just ronery, he's rorny.



exactly what i was thinking. clinton probably exchanged them for some asian pronz or something.


has obama actually done anything apart from go around the world on trips?
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#37
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51 and on UG.

Good work Clinton .

Clinton has nothing to do with me being on UG.
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#38
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Clinton has nothing to do with me being on UG.


What? Made so little sense I almost disregarded it. "zombies" asked:

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was anybody alive during JFK? i heard he was a marvelous president


And you said you were, and I was simply stating you are 51 and still on an internet forum. Me saying "Good work Clinton ." was a response to this thread and what he did.

Whew, glad that's cleared up.
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kudos to Bill. I dont care what anyone says about him. He was a very good president, and this is a cool thing. Even tho ex-presidents have done this before
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#40
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What? Made so little sense I almost disregarded it. "zombies" asked:


And you said you were, and I was simply stating you are 51 and still on an internet forum. Me saying "Good work Clinton ." was a response to this thread and what he did.

Whew, glad that's cleared up.

Didn't mean to confuse you. If you look at your post again you'll catch my warped sense of humor. Maybe.

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kudos to Bill. I dont care what anyone says about him. He was a very good president, and this is a cool thing. Even tho ex-presidents have done this before

I never had any issues with Bill. His wife is weird but Bill's ok.
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