#1
Pit, how does one go about obtaining a restraining order against a psycho ex who's harassing you?
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#2
talk to a lawyer, thats a good start. I'm dead serious
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#3
It's not gonna work.
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#4
1. Harass her
2. She gets a restraining order for you

It's a win/win situation.
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#9
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talk to a lawyer, thats a good start. I'm dead serious

Would talking to the police first be a good idea?


EDIT: I see that it is, thanks guys!

now have fun with it!
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Smashing Pumpkins
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The Clash
Imogen Heap
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Bayside
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#10
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Who needs a restraining order when you have a battle axe?

I prefer flails.
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#11
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1. Harass her
2. She gets a restraining order for you

It's a win/win situation.

Unless he is the she.
Good plan none the less.
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#14
man up

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#15
Dickslap her.

She'll never see it coming.
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#16
To my knowledge most people don't actually go through with getting one, and even then it's not a super-quick process.

You still have time to get her, we all know what you mean.
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Who needs a restraining order when you have a battle axe?

+10
#21
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I read that as battle sex for some reason...


That sounds hot
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#22
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ask her if shes willing to take it from behind.

This; keep asking until:

A) She says yes.
B) She gets the restraining order.