#1
Guys so just now my parents went out of the house leaving me alone. So I watched some MTV and then Katy Perry's video for Hot and Cold came on. I had a sudden urge to fap which I couldn't resist so I whipped it out and fapped away. The problem is I got so into it while looking at those images of Katy Perry that my penis split into half mid-climax and squirted blood everywhere.

Right now I managed to duct tape it back together but it's not holding too well, and there's blood all over the TV. How should I explain the TV to my parents, and has this happened to anyone? Should I tell a doctor or somebody? Will I be able to take care of it with more duct tape or glue or staples, or will it just grow back and heal on it's own. Help me it hurts alot.
#3
Rub it with steel wool, really hard, try some sandpaper, or use a lot of ink.

If all else fails go back to the steel wool.
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#4
Fail troll fails.
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