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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090802/ap_on_he_me/us_sci_new_hiv.

This is scary stuff. Now there are two different vaccines that scientists will have to make.
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#4
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Bitch shouldn't have fucked that monkey.


That's what I said when I first read it.

**** it,
Africa is lost.

We just need to control outbreaks on civilized continents.
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The most likely explanation for the new find is gorilla-to-human transmission, Plantier's team said


People really, really need to stop having sex with monkeys.

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It's more likely that it's from eating monkeys, not fucking them.


But where's the fun in that?
#8
Quote by Weeping_Demon7


This is scary stuff. Now there are two different vaccines that scientists will have to make now.


Aside from the double negative,


There's always been more than one strain anyway.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#9
I doubt she actually had sex with a gorilla. If she did though, I bet you he fucks like a monkey
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#10
If it's that small then kill off everything that has Super-Aids
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Aside from the double negative,


There's always been more than one strain anyway.

How the hell is that a double negative?
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#12
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It can't be airborne, can it?


if it were then it would be much more common and we would have probably heard about it sooner had humans been infected.

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It's more likely that it's from eating monkeys, not fucking them.


the virus dies as soon as it hits the air
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#14
Yeah, we really needed this.

It's not like we don't have anything else to worry about.
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My imagination refuses to accept this. This 62-year old woman definitely had sex with a gorilla. There is no other possible explanation.

Well if the woman had sex with the gorilla..... Then who was phone?
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if it were then it would be much more common and we would have probably heard about it sooner had humans been infected.


the virus dies as soon as it hits the air


Well, she wasn't fucking them and she wasn't eating them either. Then again, there are several other ways which it could have been spread.
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#18
Quote by Weeping_Demon7
How the hell is that a double negative?


Eh, not double negative,
but the two 'now's bugged me.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#19
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Eh, not double negative,
but the two 'now's bugged me.

That is known as "redundancy" sir.
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#22
So are monkeys/gorillas and humans the only two species that can get aids?

If so, EVOLUTION!
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#24
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So are monkeys/gorillas and humans the only two species that can get aids?

If so, EVOLUTION!


Nope, IIRC there is a form/strain of aids in cats...





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#25
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Maybe this strain will be easier to make a cure for, and doing so would help point scientists/doctors in the right path to cure the other ones.



Hope so
#26
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Nope, IIRC there is a form/strain of aids in cats...
What sicko fucked a cat?!
kill all humans
#27
an adult gorilla 's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 inches)


Best sex of her life, bro.
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That is known as "redundancy" sir.

Indeed, this man is correct indeed.


Ha Ha. In seriousness, we're all going to die.
#29
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It's more likely that it's from eating monkeys, not fucking them.


Finally an answer with logic in it xD
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#30
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I doubt she actually had sex with a gorilla. If she did though, I bet you he fucks like a monkey

How do you even get into a situation where being screwed by a monkey is possible?
did she just rub banana paste around her privates and bend over?
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#31
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How do you even get into a situation where being screwed by a monkey is possible?
did she just rub banana paste around her privates and bend over?


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#32
Cameroonian woman fucks gorilla, gets Super AIDS...

...And exactly how is that news?
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#33
Quote by soulflyV
It's more likely that it's from eating monkeys, not fucking them.
Yeah that's the excuse I'd give too..
#34
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It's more likely that it's from eating monkeys, not fucking them.

A man can fantasize cant he?
#35

Way to ****ing go buddy. Now we've finally got Super A.I.D's
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I doubt she actually had sex with a gorilla. If she did though, I bet you he fucks like a monkey



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#37
let's just leave africa alone, its a lost cause anyway sending money down there. we've been doing it for years, and its still a hellhole with AIDS. lets focus on our own actual civilized countries with our own problems.
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let's just leave africa alone, its a lost cause anyway sending money down there. we've been doing it for years, and its still a hellhole with AIDS. lets focus on our own actual civilized countries with our own problems.


And why, exactly, is Africa uncivilized? Just because it's poor?
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#39
Why don't they just shoot her, before we all get Super AIDS. I sound shallow, but seriously. They found it in early stages, chances are VERY few people have it. I doubt she even understands that she has a horrible disease, and won't do anything to stop the transmission. So I say shoot her.
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