#1
...who retrieves the body and how?
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#4
that's what I thought too, the cops come in to ram down the door...
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#9
they become vampires and let themselves out...but only at night mind you
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#11
Neighbours notice an odd smell.
They ring police or something.
Door gets put through.
Undertaker comes to scrape them up.
Council come and clean up.
#12
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Neighbours notice an odd smell.
They ring police or something.
Door gets put through.
Undertaker comes to scrape them up.
Council come and clean up.

Goddamn lonely people dying, making so much work for everyone else.
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#13
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Neighbours notice an odd smell.
They ring police or something.
Door gets put through.
Undertaker comes to scrape them up.
Council come and clean up.


So if (say) someone who is in an apartment (who everybody hates) goes on vacation, the neighborz can set up some decaying corpse-smelling setup, and the cops break in the door, and when said person comes home...he finds his door broken down . That's sad, especially if that person is me

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#14
i heard story that a policeman was checking a building with the neighbour and he heard her scream(coz she found a dead body) so came running to her he ended up slipping up on the decomposed body and landing in there poo
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#16
Usually they notice before they start to smell when the person doesn't show up somewhere (work, dinner with a friend, whatever) and isn't answering calls.
That's why it's so sad when no-on does notice.
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#17
If they live in an apartment, if they get left there long enough usually their body drips through the lower floor's ceiling, and if they're left there for even longer their body makes an epic stain on the ceiling.

Edit: Wow, that was a thread killer. Reading it back though, I can kind of see why. Maybe I'll try it out during the middle of a real life conversation.

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If they live in an apartment, if they get left there long enough usually their body drips through the lower floor's ceiling, and if they're left there for even longer their body makes an epic stain on the ceiling.

Edit: Wow, that was a thread killer. Reading it back though, I can kind of see why. Maybe I'll try it out during the middle of a real life conversation.



Nah, you didn't kill the thread. It was just a really long awkward silence which I'm breaking now. This thread is now officially dead, thanks to ME, not YOU. hah.
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Nah, you didn't kill the thread. It was just a really long awkward silence which I'm breaking now. This thread is now officially dead, thanks to ME, not YOU. hah.

I'm killing this thread whether you like it or not >.>

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#20
I had to deal with a body in a locked in an apartment once, the door was just kicked down.
#21
How about i kill it? I tend to do it a lot anyway.


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#22
Neither of you are. I am.
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I would imagine that somebody just you know, rams the door down or something like that.

this.. you can smell a rotting corpse after a while.
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#27
their cat eats their face
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#28
My grandfather on my father's side died this way.

The neighbours suspected something when the papers and mail began piling up an the paperboy(This was in the 70's) said something smelled like rotting fish.

Someone checked and found the decomposing body.
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#29
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My grandfather on my father's side died this way.

The neighbours suspected something when the papers and mail began piling up an the paperboy(This was in the 70's) said something smelled like rotting fish.

Someone checked and found the decomposing body.

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