#2
Sea Kelp pills can help. Other than that, I dunno.

They taste gross though. Oh yeah, there's a hair thread that might give you some tips.
Matter is void. All is vanity. All is nothing. Nothing exists.

But damn does whisky rule
#7
Quote by duggyrocks
TS is referring to pubes

In that case, buy a merkin.
#10
Cut off your parent's hair and glue to the end of yours.

Actually, on second thoughts, don't do that. Mine were not happy.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#11
go to sleep for 10 years, will seem like 2 minutes.
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#13
squat down and say 'hnnnnnnnnnnng' while pulling ridiculous faces
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#15
peoples responses make me
"Bullshit is the glue that binds this nation together."
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#16
Hair pie.
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#17
Use horse shampoo.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#20
Quote by MightyAl
Fist your mum.

this this
or fist your dad
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Did you guys ever get lucky and have someone die the day before or of your gig and get to promote yourselves with it? Sweet huh?

you need help.

FRANTIC MASTURBATION
#23
plant yourself in the ground, get covered in fertiliser and get watered daily
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

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XD not bad

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I must say, i love it!
#26
sleep upside down. gravity helps.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#27
Quote by urbanfox
Make sure you water it lots and give it plenty of sunlight.




wait..... i was gonna say that


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#28
Ask this guy:

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#29
Quote by fearofthemark
sleep upside down. gravity helps.


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Sir, I love you.

#30
Cut it.
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#31
Anyone that says shave or cut is wrong. Hair does not grow faster when you cut it. It only looks like it is because the hair grows more uniformly after cutting. Hair is simply a long protein chain that grows from the follicles. Shaving and cutting does bugger all to these follicles. When hair gets longer, it looks unhealthier, unless trimmed. This unhealthy look is caused by brittleness, making hair easier to break. Get rid of the brittle areas, and it seems like hair grows quicker- this is because less of it breaks off. There's no change in growth rate.

Anyways, the best thing to do is stick your fingers in your ears and blow really hard.
#32
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Get rid of the brittle areas, and it seems like hair grows quicker- this is because less of it breaks off.


In other words, plenty of water and sunlight...then prune it periodically.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#33
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Anyone that says shave or cut is wrong. Hair does not grow faster when you cut it. It only looks like it is because the hair grows more uniformly after cutting. Hair is simply a long protein chain that grows from the follicles. Shaving and cutting does bugger all to these follicles. When hair gets longer, it looks unhealthier, unless trimmed. This unhealthy look is caused by brittleness, making hair easier to break. Get rid of the brittle areas, and it seems like hair grows quicker- this is because less of it breaks off. There's no change in growth rate.

Anyways, the best thing to do is stick your fingers in your ears and blow really hard.


I lol'd oh so hard.



great setup.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#34
In all seriousness man, you have to stick it out. You'd be surprised how fast hair grows in a week.
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#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Anyways, the best thing to do is stick your fingers in your ears and blow really hard.






Brush it every night. Like, 100 strokes or something.
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