#1
Alright, so earlier this morning, I was cleaning the kitchen, and, the call of nature struck, so far so good, right? Well we have wood floors in our house so that makes everything 10x harder, plus i'm in socks. SO i'm in a hurry now, i've gotta go pretty bad, but the bathroom is around the corner in the hall, i turn the corner, full speed. I slam into the wall, slip and flail helplessly to the ground. But, to add injury to insult, my wrist hit the floor molding and got cut. By now my dad has noticed me, and what does he do? Help? Noo, that's too nice, he goes, "walk *giggle* much?" BAHAHAHAHA!!!
So now i'm on the floor wrist is bleeding and i still gotta poo. Can i just have one good day?

Anyone have similar stories?

Oh and i've included pics, (if the first is 'too gory' tell me and i'll censor it.)


But i'm okay!
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#3
wat?

EDIT: is this going to turn into a shoop thread?
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Last edited by Geebz at Aug 5, 2009,
#4
So the first thing you do is tell UG? Why not just go to the toilet?
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#6
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So the first thing you do is tell UG? Why not just go to the toilet?


It's called dedication. If I was caught in a car accident, you think I'd call 911? Hell no, I'd use my phone to log on to the Pit and ask them what to do.

TS is staying true to his homies. High-five for that.
#7


Unbelievable. UG should have an iPhone app for **** like this.
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For I knew I had to rise above it all
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#9
first thought was, no joke, "i gotta tell the pit!"
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