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#1
Because we're too cool to take part in the pit awards.


Metal Forum User Of The Year -
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) -
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) -
Funniest User -
Friendliest User-
Meanest User -
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie -
Most Missed User -
Best Avatar -
Best Signature -
Scene Kid Award -
Most Improved User -
Most Intelligent User -
Least Intelligent User -
Least Appreciated User -
Most Over-Appreciated User -
Best Music Taste -
Worst Music Taste -
Most Attractive User -
Best Thread -
Worst Thread -
Best Metal Forum Moment -
Best Band -
Worst Band -
Best Album (released post August '08) -
Worst Album (same) -
Best UG Vocalist -
Best UG Guitarist -
Best UG Bassist -
Best UG Drummer -
Best Real Vocalist -
Best Real Guitarist -
Best Real Bassist -
Best Real Drummer -
Most Irritatingly Cheerful -
Most Fantastically Miserable -
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award -


I'll stick the results up in a week.
Last edited by webbtje at Aug 5, 2009,
#2
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Webtje or Stranglehold
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - Killcount
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Magero
Funniest User - Webtje
Friendliest User- Guitar_Kingdom
Meanest User - Sorry xChristgrinderx you gave me many bands
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - haven't been long enough here to determine this
Most Missed User - CG Man, damn it get unbanned
Best Avatar - Severed_metal
Best Signature - Webtje, it made me laugh for a while
Scene Kid Award - Nafon?
Most Improved User - xChristgrinderx
Most Intelligent User - Stranglehold
Least Intelligent User - Meh, it's all been good recently so I dont know
Least Appreciated User - MoogleRancha, seriously that guy deserves credit.
Most Over-Appreciated User - Magero, I love the guy though. No homo
Best Music Taste - Magero, just because we get along
Worst Music Taste - No idea
Most Attractive User - Magero
Best Thread - Self-Fellatio
Worst Thread - Best Death Metal albums or whatver it was called
Best Metal Forum Moment - The discussion on Pokemon in Self-Fellation
Best Band - Death
Worst Band - 666Satanic Army 666
Best Album (released post August '08) - The Divinity of Oceans
Worst Album (same) - I was really dissapointed with KSE 2. I know it's not really supposed to here but it was a pile of crap.
Best UG Vocalist - KingofKumbucha or whatever, I checked out his stuff it's legit
Best UG Guitarist - ihave27frets
Best UG Bassist - Magero
Best UG Drummer - The Kreator?
Best Real Vocalist - Jamie Stewart
Best Real Guitarist - Chuck Schuldiner
Best Real Bassist - Steve DiGiorgio
Best Real Drummer - Gene Hoglan
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - MoogleRancha
Most Fantastically Miserable - don't know
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Webtje or Deafish
I drink your milkshake.
Last edited by SeveredSurvival at Aug 5, 2009,
#3
[It's Alex]. Or Delanoir. or KingofKumbucha. or insideac. Or Internal Chaos. I need to stop lusting after UG'ers.
Best Thread - Self Fellatio
Worst Thread - Anything deathcore related that isn't my thread.
Best Metal Forum Moment - I'm still going with Manly.
Best Album (released post August '08) - The Faceless - Planetary Duality
Worst Album (same) - Into Eternity - The Incurable Tragedy
Best UG Vocalist - KingofKumbucha
Best UG Guitarist - insideac
Best Real Vocalist - Cameron Argon (Disfiguring The Goddess)
Best Real Guitarist - Michael Keene (The Faceless)
Best Real Bassist - Cygnus (Ne Obliviscaris)
Best Real Drummer - Robin Stone (The Amenta)
Most Fantastically Miserable - dead-fish
#4
I thought I did one of those...
Eh.

Metal Forum User Of The Year - Greety
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - They all annoy me equally
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Technically, VGF says he's been around logner than his join date says, so I'll vote for him
Funniest User - Dyers
Friendliest User - Insideac. He asked me on an e-date.
Meanest User - Duncang. Why does that guy hate everything?
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - Retard is Marskell, dickhead is destroy_techno, and meanie is, as mentioned above, Duncang
Most Missed User - Spynal, and definitely not Phill-Rock
Best Avatar - Scourge
Best Signature - Anything that quotes me
Scene Kid Award - The Mastodon thread
Most Improved User - metalmessiah
Most Intelligent User - You're kidding me, right?
Least Intelligent User - That ingames guy who pops up every now and then
Least Appreciated User - Me, damnit!
Most Over-Appreciated User - MHDrunk
Best Music Taste - Kepulix
Worst Music Taste - Magero
Most Attractive User - Greety
Best Thread - Stoner metal thread
Worst Thread - Self-Fellatio
Best Metal Forum Moment - Of this year? Dyers raining chaos on the substance thread and banning a lot of people. In general? I'm partial to the hernia joke.
Best Band - HIGH ON FIRE!!!!
Worst Band - Mastodon
Best Album (released post August '08) - Devin Townsend - Ki. I haven't heard it yet, but I'm 100% positive it will be better than anything that came out since Aug '08.
Worst Album (same) - Crack The Skye
Best UG Vocalist - Arbitrary: Spynal
Best UG Guitarist - Me
Best UG Bassist - progbass
Best UG Drummer - progbass, for writing some awesome drums too
Best Real Vocalist - Tom Waits. Oh, metal? The Dev
Best Real Guitarist - Jeff Loomis
Best Real Bassist - Al Cisneros
Best Real Drummer - Des Kensel
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - Marskell
Most Fantastically Miserable - Webbtje
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Morbid_death
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#5
Metal Forum User Of The Year - The Kreator
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - I'm liking this Moogle guy.
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Eh, I'll say Magero only becaus he's finally eligible.
Funniest User - Webby.
Friendliest User - The Kreator.
Meanest User - dead-fish
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - Christgrinder. I like him, but he's still a total asshole.
Most Missed User - O dminishedthingy, where art thou?
Best Avatar - CTFOD because his still has a Christmas hat.
Best Signature - SeveredSurvial, the word "feces" makes me lol.
Scene Kid Award - Can I vote for myself? I love me some JFAC.
Most Intelligent User - Internal Chaos
Least Intelligent User - The entire legion of douchebags who only post in the Metallica/Megadeth threads.
Least Appreciated User - If I can vote for myself again...
Most Over-Appreciated User - duncang
Best Thread - Thrash Thread I guess.
Worst Thread - Basically any of them.
Best Metal Forum Moment - Webby's "I wanted to stick it in her arse" burn. LEGENDARY.
Best Band - GRIM BIZKIT
Worst Band - Iwrestledabearonce?
Best Album (released post August '08) - Crack The Skye (fuck all of you)
Worst Album (same) - Death Magnetic
Best UG Vocalist - King of motherfucking Kumbucha.
Best UG Guitarist - I dunno, Slaytanic seems pretty good.
Best UG Bassist - Like I give a fuck.
Best UG Drummer - Pfff.
Best Real Vocalist - Spiros "Seth" Antoniou (Septic Flesh)
Best Real Guitarist - Devin Townsend
Best Real Bassist - Jeroen Paul Thesseling (Obscura)
Best Real Drummer - Gene Hoglan (Tenet, in particular)
Most Fantastically Miserable - dead-fish
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Dyer's, it was his idea to do the monthly feature thing, right?
Quote by guitgrinder
Yep. I'm real mad. I got done havin some fun jammin w/ my band today, gonna have a Sloppy Joe dinner, w/ Tater Tots covered in chili, then my girlfriends gonna blow me tonight. I've got lots to be mad about!
#6
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Stranglehold
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - MoogleRancha
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Stranglehold
Funniest User - duncang
Friendliest User- Guitar_Kingdom
Meanest User - duncang
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - Magero or duncang
Most Missed User - \Powerslave/
Best Avatar - Stranglehold
Best Signature - VampireGoldfish
Scene Kid Award - Magero or duncang
Most Improved User - linfield4466
Most Intelligent User - \Powerslave/
Least Intelligent User - duncang
Least Appreciated User - MoogleRancha
Most Over-Appreciated User - duncang
Best Music Taste - MoogleRancha, or myself
Worst Music Taste - Magero
Most Attractive User - KingofKumbucha...
Best Thread - MS Paint A Song Thread
Worst Thread - Deathcore Thread
Best Metal Forum Moment - Everytime I read the Deathcore thread
Best Band - Drowning the Light
Worst Band - Born of Osiris
Best Album (released post August '08) - Engram
Worst Album (same) - Ruination
Best UG Vocalist - Me... duh.
Best UG Guitarist - no clue?
Best UG Bassist - no clue?
Best UG Drummer - no clue?
Best Real Vocalist - Glen Benton
Best Real Guitarist - Dave Suzuki
Best Real Bassist - Michael Kern
Best Real Drummer - Inferno
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - Marskell
Most Fantastically Miserable - dead-fish
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - ...wha'?

And the fact that people are putting me as "Most Improved User" makes me want to be more mean around these parts...
Last edited by xChristgrindeRx at Aug 5, 2009,
#7
Geez you guys, I didn't even know I was appreciated!

Metal Forum User Of The Year - Kepulix
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - Killcount
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Inimical
Funniest User - Stranglehold
Friendliest User- fallenangel20
Meanest User - nebiru (though he would also win 'cuddliest user')
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - xChristgrindeRx
Most Missed User - reed
Best Avatar - webbtje
Best Signature - linfield4466
Scene Kid Award - xChristgrindeRx
Most Improved User - Magero
Most Intelligent User - VampireGoldfish
Least Intelligent User - insideac
Least Appreciated User - Inimical
Most Over-Appreciated User - dead-fish
Best Music Taste - Scourge441
Worst Music Taste - dead-fish
Most Attractive User - morbid_death
Best Thread - MSpaint a song
Worst Thread - What are you currently listening to -_-
Best metal forum moment - Babelfish
Best Band - Slaughter Of The Bluegrass
Worst Band - High On Fire
Best Album (released post August '08) - Isis - Wavering Radiant
Worst Album (same) - Callisto - Providence
Best UG Vocalist - Kingof Kumbucha
Best Real Vocalist - Niilo Sevanen
Best Real Guitarist - Ville Friman
Best Real Bassist - Neige
Best Real Drummer - Brann Dailor
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - SeveredSurvival (...but in a good way)
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Dyer's
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
Last edited by duncang at Aug 5, 2009,
#8
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Freddahhh
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - SeveredSurvival
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Magero
Funniest User - webbtje always makes me chuckle.
Friendliest User- Magero
Meanest User - dead-fish
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - xChristgrindeRx
Best Avatar - duncang
Best Signature - webbtje
Most Improved User - Can I vote for myself?
Least Intelligent User - xChristgrindeRx
Least Appreciated User - I'll vote for myself again
Most Over-Appreciated User - dead-fish
Best Music Taste - Oh Shize, because we have a common trait
Worst Music Taste - dead-fish (OLOLOLOL)
Most Attractive User - webbtje is a fox
Best Thread - Cynic/Self Fellatio
Worst Thread - The ones people make which are like 'so i loked on teh 1st paeg of teh forum n der was no metalica thred so tihs is one'
Best Band - Cynic
Worst Band - If we can step outside of the metal forum, Enter Shikari
Best Album (released post August '08) - Cynic - Traced in Air
Worst Album (same) - Again, Enter Shikari if possible
Best UG Vocalist - insideac's growls are godly
Best UG Guitarist - ihave27frets
Best UG Bassist - lol, bass
Best Real Vocalist - Mikael Akerfeldt
Best Real Guitarist - Michael Amott
Best Real Bassist - Steve DiGiorgio
Best Real Drummer - Sean Reinert
Most Fantastically Miserable - dead-fish
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#9
[It's Alex]
Best Thread - Self-Fellatio
Worst Thread - UG Want To Play a Game?
Best Metal Forum Moment - Sun King getting banned for having a font that a kid didn't like
Best Band - Behemoth
Worst Band - Desaster
Best Album (released post August '08) - Evangelion
Worst Album (same) - Mastadon
Best UG Vocalist - Kingof Kumbucha
Best UG Guitarist - ihave27frets
Best UG Bassist - Magero
Best UG Drummer -
Best Real Vocalist - V.I.T.R.I.O.L
Best Real Guitarist - Muhammad Suicmez
Best Real Bassist - ChaotH
Best Real Drummer - Inferno
Most Irritatingly Cheerful -
Most Fantastically Miserable - xChristgrindeRx
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award -
#10
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Webbtje
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - SeveredSurvival
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Vermintide
Funniest User - Dead Fish
Friendliest User- CTFOD
Meanest User - Strangehold (in a good way, because he doesn't attack me now).
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - xChristgrindeRx
Most Missed User - unfathomable_bo
Best Avatar - eazy-c
Best Signature - Webbtje
Scene Kid Award - TheBabySnatcher
Most Improved User - Metalmessiah665
Most Intelligent User - fallenangel20
Least Intelligent User - xChristgrindeRx
Least Appreciated User - The Frayed Ends
Most Over-Appreciated User - MHDrunk
Best Music Taste - Duncang
Worst Music Taste - xChristgrindeRx
Most Attractive User - Webbtje
Best Thread - Self Fellatio
Worst Thread - Metallica (I go in there for trolling or self harming)
Best Metal Forum Moment - Dyer's banning everyone for using punctuation
Best Band - Nevermore
Worst Band - Suicide Silence
Best Album (released post August '08) - Sylosis -Conclusions of an Age
Worst Album (same) - Kreator - Hordes of Chaos (not awful, but so disappointing)
Best UG Vocalist - King of Kumbucha
Best UG Guitarist - Sanitarium91 (listen to that Finn's Deathrash demo, awesome)
Best UG Bassist - Progbass
Best UG Drummer - Dyer's Eve (only drummer I know of in Metal Forum)
Best Real Vocalist - Spiros Antoniou from Septic Flesh
Best Real Guitarist - Josh Middelton from Sylosis
Best Real Bassist - Jeroen Paul Thesseling from Obscura
Best Real Drummer - Gene Hoglan
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - Duncang always seems chirpy
Most Fantastically Miserable - Dead Fish
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Magero, so many bloody threads.

Thanks for the few votes so far. Yeah CTFOD!
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#11
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Magero
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - SeveredSurvival
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Duncang
Funniest User - xChristgrinderX (at least for my weird sense of humor)
Friendliest User- Guitar_Kingdom
Meanest User - XChristgrinderX
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie -
Most Missed User - havent been around long enough
Best Avatar - webbtje
Best Signature - Duncang
Scene Kid Award - Squifey
Most Improved User - only been here a month, idk
Most Intelligent User - intellegent forum user is an oxymoron
Least Intelligent User - fudge69, worst troll ever
Least Appreciated User - freddah
Most Over-Appreciated User - Stranglehold
Best Music Taste - Guitar_Kingdom
Worst Music Taste - probably me, I hate black metal and like deathcore and hip-hop
Most Attractive User - um....
Best Thread - Self-Felatio
Worst Thread - I hate the deathcore thread, i'd rather it be in the hardcore forum tbh
Best Metal Forum Moment - idk...
Best Band - The Faceless
Worst Band - Winds of Plague
Best Album (released post August '08) - Planetary Duality
Worst Album (same) - Death Magnetic
Best UG Vocalist - Kingof Kumbucha
Best UG Guitarist - ihave27frets
Best UG Bassist - Magero
Best UG Drummer - idk...
Best Real Vocalist - Travis Ryan
Best Real Guitarist - Muhamed Suicmez
Best Real Bassist - Mike Flores
Best Real Drummer - George Kollias
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - SeveredSurvival
Most Fantastically Miserable - Dead-fish
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Kingof Kumbucha
^thats probably sarcasm^

Quote by kpatterson14206
Death Metal bands are very simple, little to no vocal schemes, just normal, mono-tone, monotonous growling and an assload of breakdowns.
Last edited by Killcount at Aug 6, 2009,
#13
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Magero
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - Severedsurvival
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Magero
Funniest User - SeveredMetal (haha, rubbing feces on xbox...)
Friendliest User- The Frayed Ends
Meanest User - Deadfish (who else?)
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - xChristgrinderx (for your stints in the deathcore threads)
Most Missed User - Dminishedthingy
Best Avatar - SeveredMetal
Best Signature - Mooglerancher/Guitar_Kingdom
Scene Kid Award - Magero
Most Improved User - Christgrinder
Most Intelligent User - Deadfish (but still mean )
Least Intelligent User - hmm, don't know yet. Most of the metal forum seems to have their wits about them, so I'll edit someone in next time I see a stupid thread (probably within the next 15 minutes).
Least Appreciated User - Powerslave
Most Over-Appreciated User - Metalmessiah :p
Best Music Taste - MoogleRancher
Worst Music Taste - Dead-Fish (don't like High on Fire...)
Most Attractive User - Metalmessiah
Best Thread - Self Fellatio
Worst Thread - Self Fellatio
Best Metal Forum Moment - pwning teh n00bz
Best Band - Manilla Road
Worst Band - Divina Enema
Best Album (released post August '08) - Crom's Vengeance
Worst Album (same) - Mastodon
Best UG Vocalist - Insideac
Best UG Guitarist - ???
Best UG Bassist - Progbass
Best UG Drummer - ???
Best Real Vocalist - Midnight (RIP )
Best Real Guitarist - Ron Jarzombek
Best Real Bassist - Alex Webster
Best Real Drummer - Bobby Jarzombek
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - Severedsurvival
Most Fantastically Miserable - Magero
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - ???
#14
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Stranglehold or Webbtje (is that a legal vote?)
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - SeveredSurvival
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Scourge441 (sorry Slay, apparently you don't qualify)
Funniest User - Stranglehold
Friendliest User- Slaytanic1993
Meanest User - TheFrayedEnds
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - Duncang
Most Missed User - Broadsword
Best Avatar - Psychopathology
Best Signature - Webbtje
Scene Kid Award - Whoever that guy was who just claimed it up there I guess
Most Improved User - PowerSlave
Most Intelligent User - VampireGoldfish
Least Intelligent User - dunno
Least Appreciated User - Mooglerancha
Most Over-Appreciated User - Deadfish (He's a good guy, he appreciates himself too much really )
Best Music Taste - MetalMessiah665
Worst Music Taste - Johnismyname (too much rap)
Most Attractive User -
Best Thread - What are you listening to is the one I post in most often...
Worst Thread - The Deathcore thread
Best Metal Forum Moment - probably any of the cases where everyone teams up on xChristgrinderx...those are rather charming
Best Band - Dark Tranquillity
Worst Band - Abigail Williams
Best Album (released post August '08) - Darkthrone - Dark Thrones and Black Flags
Worst Album (same) - Abigail Williams - In The Shadow of a Thousand Suns
Best UG Vocalist - Slaytanic1993
Best UG Guitarist - dunno
Best UG Bassist - dunno
Best UG Drummer - dunno
Best Real Vocalist - Mikael Stanne
Best Real Guitarist - dunno
Best Real Bassist - Geddy Lee I guess...
Best Real Drummer - Eh, whatever
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - hmmm... I'm not too sure about this one
Most Fantastically Miserable - Deadfish (miserable sod)
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Webbtje or VampireGoldfish
Glance into my eyes
and see the darkest shadows dancing
Playing in the desert of my life
Burning, -
and my soul is descending...



Last edited by linfield4466 at Aug 5, 2009,
#15
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Kingof Kumbucha
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - no idea
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Slaytanic1993
Funniest User - Webbtje
Friendliest User- Insideac
Meanest User - Dead-Fish
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - xChristgrinderx
Most Missed User - Monkey Bassist
Best Avatar - My own >_>
Best Signature - meh
Scene Kid Award - Dunno, Magero I guess
Most Improved User - eh?
Most Intelligent User - VampireGoldfish
Least Intelligent User - Technical_Death
Least Appreciated User - Freddaahh
Most Over-Appreciated User - Dunno
Best Music Taste - Who other than me? Kingof Kumbucha I guess
Worst Music Taste - Dead-Fish
Most Attractive User -
Best Thread - Metal Reccomendation Thread
Worst Thread - Self-fellatio
Best Metal Forum Moment - Manly
Best Band - Suffocation
Worst Band - Suicide Silence
Best Album (released post August '08) - Can't decide
Worst Album (same) - Same
Best UG Vocalist - Kingof Kumbucha
Best UG Guitarist - dunno
Best UG Bassist - Destroy_Techno >_>
Best UG Drummer - dunno
Best Real Vocalist - Stu Block
Best Real Guitarist - meh
Best Real Bassist - Alex Webster
Best Real Drummer - George Kollias
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - Dunno
Most Fantastically Miserable - Dead-Fish
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Magero

EDIT: fixed wrong stuff >_>
Last edited by destroy_techno at Aug 9, 2009,
#16
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Magero
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - MoogleRancha (as ironic as that is )
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Magero
Funniest User - Webtje
Friendliest User- Severed Survival
Meanest User - duncang (simply because he thinks im mean to the "noobs" )
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - All the people who start multiple threads on a certain band
Most Missed User - hmm, I'm gonna have to think about this one...
Best Avatar - duncang
Best Signature - severed-metal
Scene Kid Award - squifey or that Veil of Osiris guy who heads into this forum every once in a while
Most Improved User - N/A
Most Intelligent User - VampireFish
Least Intelligent User - I'm not sure
Least Appreciated User - The Kreator
Most Over-Appreciated User - dead-fish
Best Music Taste - MoogleRancha or Magero
Worst Music Taste - dead-fish
Most Attractive User - Magero
Best Thread - Self-Fellatio
Worst Thread - Hessian song title game thing, I often post in it, but I also often feel that it's a bit pointless
Best Metal Forum Moment - All the moments we've shared on Self-Fellatio
Best Band - Immortal
Worst Band - Beneath the Massacre
Best Album (released post August '08) - Planetary Duality
Worst Album (same) - A lot of them sucked...
Best UG Vocalist - Kingof Kumbucha
Best UG Guitarist - ihave27frets
Best UG Bassist - Magero
Best UG Drummer - N/A
Best Real Vocalist - Varg Vikernes
Best Real Guitarist - Muhammad Suicmez
Best Real Bassist - Steve Harris
Best Real Drummer - Hellhammer
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - N/A
Most Fantastically Miserable - N/A
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Magero


Sorry if I left someone out who should have been on the list, I'm quite tired.
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

MoogleRancha is a twat
#17
Quote by The Kreator

Friendliest User- The Frayed Ends

You're only saying that because I put you up for User Of The Year.
Quote by guitgrinder
Yep. I'm real mad. I got done havin some fun jammin w/ my band today, gonna have a Sloppy Joe dinner, w/ Tater Tots covered in chili, then my girlfriends gonna blow me tonight. I've got lots to be mad about!
#18
Metal Forum User Of The Year - Webbtje
Best New User (Jan 09 onwards) - MoogleRancha
Best Veteran User (pre-2007) - Scourge441
Funniest User - dead-fish
Friendliest User - Scourge441
Meanest User - Your face
Biggest Retard/Dickhead/Meanie - Christgrinder
Most Missed User - Broadsword
Best Avatar - duncang
Best Signature - destroy_techno
Most Improved User - Marskell
Least Intelligent User - Christgrinder
Least Appreciated User - Fallenangel
Most Over-Appreciated User - dead-fish
Best Music Taste - MetalMessiah665
Worst Music Taste - Magero
Most Attractive User - Slaytanic1993
Best Thread - Tunings Thread
Worst Thread - Black Metal
Best Metal Forum Moment - Technical_death and his hardcore spasm.
Best Band - Akercocke
Worst Band - Cryptopsy
Best Album (released post August '08) - Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God
Worst Album (same) - Metallica - Death Magnetic
Best UG Vocalist - King of Kumbucha
Best UG Bassist - Scourge441/destroy_techno
Best UG Drummer - OH CANADA...
Best Real Vocalist - Piotr Wiwczarek
Best Real Guitarist - Joe Pass
Best Real Bassist - Martin Mendez
Best Real Drummer - Buddy Rich
Most Irritatingly Cheerful - PLOP
Most Fantastically Miserable - dead-fish
Contribution To The Metal Forum Award - Dyer's Eve/Magero

Also, I'm flattered that I got nominations in a category I don't qualify for (Veteran)
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
Last edited by Slaytanic1993 at Aug 7, 2009,
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You're only saying that because I put you up for User Of The Year.


I was banned for pretty much half the time I've even been here
#21
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#23
Reading the different things people have voted me as makes me think I'm a schizophrenic.
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#25
Quote by progbass
I like to pretend I can play Chapman stick....what?

Don't you mean...

CHAPMAN'S STICK?

Hurrrrrrr
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Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#27


Though, I do remember that sig. I wish I could remember it in its entirety.
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#28
Progbass, that is one arousing stache.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#29
I laughed everytime I read, it should still be in the Cryptopsy thread somewhere
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FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
#30
Quote by progbass
I like to pretend I can play Chapman stick....what?

Which brings us back to the porno 'stache.

"Hey baby, wanna taste my Chapman stick?"
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Yep. I'm real mad. I got done havin some fun jammin w/ my band today, gonna have a Sloppy Joe dinner, w/ Tater Tots covered in chili, then my girlfriends gonna blow me tonight. I've got lots to be mad about!
#31
Sadly for Sean Malone, not even a line like that can forgive those trousers.
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#33
The hint's in the fact that I said Sean Malone
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#34
Quote by progbass
I laughed everytime I read, it should still be in the Cryptopsy thread somewhere


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Flo Mounier: We should totally chug more on the next album.
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Seth McGachy: Dude, I have such a big mouth, I should totally cup!
Maggie Smith: *chord* Do I need to do any more on the whole album? Like, at all?
Eric Langlois: Guys, people are mean and say I look like a rapist.


Tharr she blows.
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
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Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#40
For Fvcks sake don't take offence I love all of you equally.
Except I like Moogle and CTFOD, Magero and Fadsd Grey more than most of you.

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I didn't do too much.
Last edited by jibran at Aug 5, 2009,