As surely as the wise man will rarely speak,
the unweildly child is drawn to peek.

From beneath the birch tree, under which he lay,
the boy's ears perked up, as he heard the man say,

"Come to me, dear child, for I can barely hear,"
puzzled, the boy pondered as he drew near.

"As surely as the birch tree grows,
a king will bow to the role he must pose,"

"Why must you speak in riddles, good sir?
Your tongue is that of the land down under."

"Yes, my boy, but you'll find one day, as it were,
up above and down below are quite similar."

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