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#4
After harassing the Chinese with submarines for so long they sort of deserve it.
#5
It is ok. Chuck Norris and his beard have been informed.
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#6
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Attack! Attack!

Nah, they suck.

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#7
Totally thought this meant that Russians attacked submarines when i first read the title.
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#13
So, there are boats in the water eh?
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#15
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Unless they're preserving Stalin's body in a secret underwater nuclear chamber, who cares?


paranoid yanks?
#17
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Totally thought this meant that Russians attacked submarines when i first read the title.

You and me both buddy.
#19
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Unless they're preserving Stalin's body in a secret underwater nuclear chamber, who cares?



why would the chamber be nuclear? this makes no sense
#20
Meh, no biggy. Not like the Tupalov planes they send to fly off Britain's coast and we have to send jets up to tell em to piss off.
#21
The Russians wont use submarines, they prefer death rays...


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#22
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#23
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yes


I guess the subs are going round in Russian Circles.
#25
It's okay...the United States is in the process of retro-fitting thousands of military aircraft with offensive laser technology.

I repeat: Offensive. Laser. Technology.

Missile speed, mach 1. Laser speed, mach 300000.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9733503-7.html

This article is a couple years old, but believe me - there's a lot of it we probably don't know about. Do you think a war-minded George Bush turned our economic surplus into a multi-trillion dollar deficit solely because of Iraq? Yeah right.
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#26
"What's interesting is, they haven't been able to do this in some time, and now they are. It indicates a return to their ability to do this," the senior defense official said."

I didn't know Captain Obvious held a job in the U.S.
#27
Misleading title is misleading.
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#28
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It's okay...the United States is in the process of retro-fitting thousands of military aircraft with offensive laser technology.

I repeat: Offensive. Laser. Technology.

Missile speed, mach 1. Laser speed, mach 300000.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9733503-7.html

This article is a couple years old, but believe me - there's a lot of it we probably don't know about. Do you think a war-minded George Bush turned our economic surplus into a multi-trillion dollar deficit solely because of Iraq? Yeah right.



Lasers take so long to recharge tho. Gravity hammer ftw.
#30
Quote by PeZ546
They're in International Waters.

It's just Russia's way of saying "Look at us!! We're still SIGNIFICANT on the world stage!!"


Exactly. Everyone does it that can. They're just beating on their chests a little bit. I'm sure the U.S. does that too.
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#31
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Totally thought this meant that Russians attacked submarines when i first read the title.

same
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#32
Misleading title FTL
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#33
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#34
Quote by PeZ546
They're in International Waters.

It's just Russia's way of saying "Look at us!! We're still SIGNIFICANT on the world stage!!"



This. They haven't been relevant in international affairs for some time (save for the Georgia invasion) and in the world economy I'd put them somewhere with Italy (also being marginalized). The Kremlin, however, still have aspirations for a powerful Russia once more, but the more I see pictures from Russia the more I come to see it as a near-third world country.


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why would the chamber be nuclear? this makes no sense


If you can make it nuclear, why the hell not?
#35
I have more fear of the American army, you ever see that future weapons show? I realise most of that stuff isn't mass produced or is in early phases, but dam that stuff is deadly.

Not that I believe we'll be at war with America any time soon(or ever really), just damn those weapons are powerful. The crowd control ones where pretty bad, the heat ray thingy, and the sound one (though not deadly).
#36
Quote by Blow Me
It's okay...the United States is in the process of retro-fitting thousands of military aircraft with offensive laser technology.

I repeat: Offensive. Laser. Technology.

Missile speed, mach 1. Laser speed, mach 300000.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9733503-7.html

This article is a couple years old, but believe me - there's a lot of it we probably don't know about. Do you think a war-minded George Bush turned our economic surplus into a multi-trillion dollar deficit solely because of Iraq? Yeah right.

Calm down, man. You're not George Carlin.

And as long as they don't attack, it's cool. Send over the UG team.
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#37
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Send over the UG team.



How do we know they're not already on the sub as we speak?


Actually, they'd probably have spray-painted UG FTW across the side.
#38
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Misleading title is misleading.



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#39
Quote by PeZ546
They're in International Waters.

It's just Russia's way of saying "Look at us!! We're still SIGNIFICANT on the world stage!!"


I lol'd

after communism fell, they really took a downturn. Looks like they're trying to be cool again
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