#1
On August 30th.

The last thread criticized me for seeing them, even though it was my fiancee who wanted to go.

She doesn't want to go with me anymore, so I'm going with a friend.

We're both dressing up with leather, spikes, and corpsepaint, and I'm going to...


Handcuff myself to one of them onstage.


That means that security can't take me away, or tackle me, anything.

I'm wondering if you guys could think of anything for me to do before doing that, and stuff for my friend to do.

inb4 "you're gay for seeing the Jonas Brothers"

Edit:

I'm probably bigger than most of the security there, and can most definitely run faster than them.
Last edited by Grindar at Aug 5, 2009,
#4
unless you start a gnarly mosh pit, for the entire show

you are gay.
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#8
Dude you will definitly get a headline if you handcuff yourself to a Jonas Brother

Embarrassing them and ruining their show is definitly worth it

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#9
So how fast can you run handcuffed to a Jonas brother?
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#11
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So how fast can you run handcuffed to a Jonas brother?


I'd pick them up and carry them if I had to.
#12
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So how fast can you run handcuffed to a Jonas brother?

I could imagine him running just dragging one of the Jonas Brothers, dragging him on the ground.
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#13
Do It!!!
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#16
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So how fast can you run handcuffed to a Jonas brother?


Their perfectly quaffed hair gives him a +2 to his speed, plus a very clean stage.
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#17
Don't get caught by the security before they handcuff you, or you'll get raped in the anus!!
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#18
Make sure you shout "UG FTW!" for the cameras.


I really wouldn't want someone attempting this to tell me, but at the same time I kind of want to see this.
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#19
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#22
even though you'll probably end up in jail, you will have earn the respect of every man on the planet.
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#23
Kinda of going of on a tangent here, but if everything went well, which one do YOU want to handcuff yourself too?
#24
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I'd pick them up and carry them if I had to.


So your gunna handcuff yourself to more than one? Nice!
#25
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Kinda of going of on a tangent here, but if everything went well, which one do YOU want to handcuff yourself too?


Whoever is furthest away from security, so I have more time to put the handcuffs on.