#1
Joe Cocker Didn't


I got this emailed to me a while back and i love it!



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#2
I wasn't alive
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#3
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I wasn't alive


This.
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#5
Nope. Wasn't born til the early 90's
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#9
How drunk/high was he?!
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#10
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Most people on here hardly remember the 90's.

this
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#11
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Hes not actually asking you guys if you remembered the sixties hes referring to the video.


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#12
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How drunk/high was he?!

He actually had Parkinsons Disease. Most people didnt know that until after he died
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#14
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He actually had Parkingsons Disease. Most people didnt know that until after he died


Crap. I feel like a bastard now.
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#16
funny sh!t brah
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#17
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#18
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Crap. I feel like a bastard now.

He didnt die
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#19


I thought he died after you = fail said that too!

This, is lulzstack worthy



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#20
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Crap. I feel like a bastard now.

So he wasn't even on anything?
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#21
Wut da fork iz dis shot?
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

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#22
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So he wasn't even on anything?

Chances are he was and that reacted negatively with the Parkinsons
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#23
I remember the '60s. I also remember walking out of a Joe Cocker concert. Not much sense in staying when they carried him off the stage.

It's big chunks of the '80s I don't remember.
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#24
um. so he was high or was that a result of parkinsons? I feel horrible.
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#25
Right, okay, I must have been there but Marquee Club every other night, bad beer and lots of funny things to swallow or imbibe makes it all a bit fuzzy and dream-like, man. You know what I'm saying? Like Hendrix who? An' Parliament Hill Fields Pink Floyd concert and Shepton Mallet latrines, man. Wow.
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#26
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I remember the '60s. I also remember walking out of a Joe Cocker concert. Not much sense in staying when they carried him off the stage.

It's big chunks of the '80s I don't remember.

wtf an adult?
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#27
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um. so he was high or was that a result of parkinsons? I feel horrible.

Drunk
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#30
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Hes not actually asking you guys if you remembered the sixties hes referring to the video.


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#31
The years haven't been all that kind to Mr. Cocker:




So he was really drunk or high. Imagine that. It was Woodstock.
#32
^ I think the only person I ever saw more fucked up on stage was Jimmy Page.
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#34
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Wow, that video was not funny at all.

It's adult humor kid.
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#36
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It's adult humor kid.

What? It's seemed like pretty childish humour to me.
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