#2
You misspelled "Alabama" in your Location.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#3
Woop-dee-fuck
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#4
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You misspelled "Alabama" in your Location.


wat
love is love // return to dust
#6
All high schools have whores, yours isn't special.
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#8
Manatee High Maternity wear, for the horny teenager in your life.

EDIT: I'm fairly certain no pregnant woman wants to wear a shirt with the word "manatee" emblazoned on the front.
#9
was i supposed to see something dumb upon clicking that link?
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South Carolina Gamecocks

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#11
Is it the '50's? Do people still have school pride?

Edit: Oh, is it uniform for pregnant people?


lawl!
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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#12
Quote by thewho65
Manatee High Maternity wear, for the horny teenager in your life.

EDIT: I'm fairly certain no pregnant woman wants to wear a shirt with the word "manatee" emblazoned on the front.

I'm fairly certain no woman wants to wear a shirt with the word "manatee" emblazoned on the front.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#13
nothing special... my school has so many babies popping out that we have a freakin daycare
#15
ahh....*****s make up for 56% of teenagers
cmon u didnt know that?

most schools shunn *****s

yours embraces it

i want ur school
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#16
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Is it the '50's? Do people still have school pride?




(Not me at least.)
私の名前はアジリョです

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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#19
Quote by Masamune
Lol your old high school's mascot is a manatee. Even though I didn't like my high school at least we had a shark for a mascot.


Nahh, our mascot is actually a hurricane.
and his name is Billy Blow Hard.
Not even lying.
love is love // return to dust
#21
I can't think of a better way to cut down on teen pregnancy than a maternity shirt with the word "manatee" on the front.
#22
Quote by Masamune
Lol your old high school's mascot is a manatee. Even though I didn't like my high school at least we had a shark for a mascot.

My high schools mascot is a Talbot, an extinct dog....... british dog for that matter....
#24
Quote by tancanada
Nahh, our mascot is actually a hurricane.
and his name is Billy Blow Hard.
Not even lying.



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Money doesn't fuel good music. Passion does.

#25
Quote by tancanada
Nahh, our mascot is actually a hurricane.
and his name is Billy Blow Hard.
Not even lying.



i don't know what's funnier, a hurricane called Billy Blow Hard or a slow fat aquatic mammal known for going off with purely male groups of itself for long periods of time to jack each other off for a mascot.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#26
Quote by chrisatgrace
lol, your school should sell matinee condoms instead

size?
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South Carolina Gamecocks

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#27
Quote by Karvid
You misspelled "Alabama" in your Location.

atleast I got it




EDIT: that was great...
are you daniel tosh in duigise
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
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#28
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atleast I got it



i think i just did too
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
#29
This thread is awesome. I've laughed so much at this thread it's not funny.

Wait...
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banned cause yeah:

It's between you, user_nameless, me, and my split personality
I like kittens
SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU!


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"Do you practice UG Blackism? W e do."

PAROXYSM.
#30
*facepalm*
Gear:

Gibson SG
Epiphone LP
"Apocalypses Guitar"
70's Silverface Bassman Amp
Russian Bigmuff
Digitech Deathmetal Pedal
Digitech Badmonkey Pedal
Boss Tuner
#32
Quote by Aerokizzombie
atleast I got it




EDIT: that was great...
are you daniel tosh in duigise


HELP ME I DONT GET IT
love is love // return to dust
#33
Quote by Aerokizzombie
atleast I got it




EDIT: that was great...
are you daniel tosh in duigise

Yes
Yes, I am.

>_>

<_<
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#34
Quote by Masamune
Lol your old high school's mascot is a manatee. Even though I didn't like my high school at least we had a shark for a mascot.

he showed pride get him! (masamune is beat by angsty kids)
iron FUCKING maiden!!!
#36
Quote by tancanada
Nahh, our mascot is actually a hurricane.
and his name is Billy Blow Hard.
Not even lying.


I turned red laughing at this. Just thought I'd let you know.