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#1
Deadline: August 12, Midnight my time. GMT -4


Entries:

im not mental: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/im+not+mental/music/play675420
tunafish: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/TunaFish/music/all/play675663
jetfuel495: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/jetfuel495/music/play675828
CoreysMonster: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/CoreysMonster/music/play675178
BreakingBnj: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vFOzLjaoR4
Rabidguitarist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDEF78DZ1HA
Early_Cuyler: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Early+Cuyler/music/play678307
Th6r6a6sH: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Th6r6a6sH/music/play676461
Preid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zalYcmUwgc0
classicrockboy: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/classicrockboy/music/all/play679251
LordBishek: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/LordBishek/music/all/play678851
slayingdragons: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/SlayingDragons/music/play678686
wyvernomega: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/wyvernomega/music/all/play678888
james4: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/james4/music/all/play678918
coryklok: http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/coryklok/music/play678906

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Alright kids.

It has come to my drunken attention that we need the Pit to write love songs for Carmel.

Thus, I bring you a challenge. I want 20 submissions; first 20 to post in here and say they are going to do it. If you want in, make sure you post saying IN

Challenge:

You will write a love song to Carmel. It will not be creepy. If she or I decides it is creepy... you lose.

HOWEVER

in this song, you will be required to use the phrases:

"Hamster dung"
"slow hole to china"
"parakeet"
"frying pan"
and
"sweet salutations, dear batman!"

Process:

You will have one week to record the song (I want instruments too... not an acapella deal... at least a guitar). You will then post it on UG. I will judge and (if she agrees) Carmel will as well. I have no idea if she will, I'm drunk and she's not around... and htis sounded like fun. Youtube videos are encouraged, but not required.


Outcomes:

Once I have judged, the winner will get a place in my sig, with a title above it such as this:

"The Pit's Greatest Lover: *insert name*"

This isn't UG sanctioned, so I can't clear records, sorry... but you will gain e-fame and hell... be awesome.

All of the losers will serve a ban (that will not remain on their record; length to be determined still); The ban will not be a full one, just like 4-5 days.


Let's get signing up then, Pit *****s.


1. im not mental
2. Lt. Shinysides
3. Mudmen190
4. BigFatSandwich
5. james4
6. alaskan_ninja
7. jetfuel495
8. coryklok
9. fearofthemark
10. yellowfrizbee
11. CoreysMonster
12. Th6r6a6sH
13. rabidguitarist
14. Laces Out Danny
15. classicrockboy
16. LordBishek
17. timeconsumer09
18. Preid
19. TunaFish
20. BreakingBnj
21. Early Cuyler
22. SlayingDragons
23. WyvernOmega
24. hairypineapple
25. SoWrongItsMatt
#2
wow that **** looks REALLY ****ing gay. good luck with your ***gy contest homo


this user has been warned, so stop reporting this post.
#3
I have a feeling this is going to be good.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#7
"An Ode to Carmel"
I was browsing the pit
and then I saw a thread
and a dude gave me a game
He told me to use "Hamster dung", "slow hole to china", "parakeet", "frying pan" and "sweet salutations, dear batman!" in a song
So now I have
and I demand an e-cookie
#8
I do....love you.

Oh,not yet?

Edit:Nevermind,I didn't see the part where it says that it has to be recorded.
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Last edited by NewsoftheWorld at Aug 6, 2009,
#10
omg. this has win written all over it. i love you Zanas.

I'm getting my submission ready. we don't have to play ALL the instruments right?

Quote by Alex Vik
Why is that? Does everyone here kiss her ass?



have you heard her voice? that is why she earns this thread. if you knew her, you would INTENTIONALLY piss her off, just to get her to yell at you. i imagine it would be really hot.

/creepybuttrueness.


SHINYEDIT: WOAH! hold on, just read the part about the ban. Zanas, remember the dumb kid with a first act thread? and how all our accounts got tagged with an impending perma ban? me losing this competition will not result in that permaban being activated right?
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Aug 6, 2009,
#12
JacobTheEdit: Damn, I forgot that my mic is broken. I can't do it.

JacobTheSecondEdit: Losers banned? That seems a bit harsh.
Last edited by JacobTheMe at Aug 6, 2009,
#13
I have a song about fucking in a car. Too bad I have no recording equipment.
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#15
What rhymes with "sent me a few warnings"?

OH..... I got it.....
If I want to keep my account, she deserves some adorning.
Last edited by Vikingx at Aug 6, 2009,
#16
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
That's it, I'm goin to /b/ ...


Have fun.


it's just a bit of fun, you nay-sayers. If you don't want a part... don't take a part. No one is making you.

I know I'll enjoy it, and so will many others who will see the humor in it. Grow up or go to /b/ where being juvenile is encouraged.
#17
Ill join, but it will be terrible. My singing voice is horrible and I have terrible recording equipment.
Epiphone Les Paul (Modded with 2 passive pickups and an EMG81)
Yamaha RG guitar w/ Floyd Rose
Rogue Acoustic

BlackHeart BH5 Tube Amp


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#18
I'd enter, but i'd rather not get banned if I lose...

I'd gladly put "The Pit's greatest lover:_____" in my sig, as well, with the winners name in there.. but yeah.. I'm not in if i'll be banned
#21
Quote by ZanasCross
You're fine, Lt. Shiny, I'll be controlling the bans... so you will be taken care of.



k.


IN!

I have a camping trip soon, i'll write up the acoustic section there.

i warn you all though, the quality will be rubbish since my mic is broken. i will have to use either my laptop's built in mic, or it will be a video taken with my camera, and edited to make a heartfelt music video to carmel.


EDIT:

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Lt.+Shinysides/music/all/play679696

submitted
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Aug 13, 2009,
#23
Quote by ZanasCross
You're fine, Lt. Shiny, I'll be controlling the bans... so you will be taken care of.


You wouldn't mind crossing me off the list and letting somebody else do it would you? My mic is broken.
#24
I'd jump in in a heart beat... but alas, i have no recording equipment
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#28
Quote by ZanasCross
You will write a love song to Carmel. It will not be creepy. If she or I decides it is creepy... you lose.

...is it really possible to write a love song about someone I've never met and NOT have it be creepy?
Banging on a trash can
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#29
Quote by BigFatSandwich
...is it really possible to write a love song about someone I've never met and have it NOT be creepy?



I mostly meant... well, you know. If in the song you are sitting outside her window and etc.. etc...

then you lose.


Keep it clean. That's what I meant.

Ok. Sleep for real. Night kids.
#30
Quote by ZanasCross
I mostly meant... well, you know. If in the song you are sitting outside her window and etc.. etc...

then you lose.


Keep it clean. That's what I meant.

Ok. Sleep for real. Night kids.


Good night daddy.

I wish I could do this. I couldn't even do the web chat thing because of my stupid mic. At least I won't be banned.
#32
If I lose, it will be my first and only ban in my almost five and a half years as a member of UG. I've never even received a warning. I'm putting my squeaky clean record on the line, here. Love makes a man do crazy things.
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#33
I'd do this...But I have the same sad condition as Shiny Sides...And you all don't love me like him...

Plus I can't sing.
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#34
Quote by sc0tt0777
wow that **** looks REALLY ****ing gay. good luck with your ***gy contest homo
lol. enjoy your vacation, bro.

Quote by Alex Vik
Why is that? Does everyone here kiss her ass?
you don't HAVE to kiss her ass.


Licking it is an acceptable option.
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#37
A question: Would a rap song be permissible? I think it would be fun, and I've got a great rhyme for "slow hole to china"...


>.>


<.<
kill all humans
#38
Quote by alaskan_ninja
A question: Would a rap song be permissible? I think it would be fun, and I've got a great rhyme for "slow hole to china"...

hey man, music is music. strum some chords in the background and i think you'll be ok

i've written 1 verse and the chorus so far, and i already have my main riff.
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#39
You're fine, Lt. Shiny, I'll be controlling the bans... so you will be taken care of.

OH COME ON!?!??!?!?!?!??!?

this is an awesome idea though XD
my mike is my friends house though GAH!!!!
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#40
Quote by Ice Master
You're fine, Lt. Shiny, I'll be controlling the bans... so you will be taken care of.

OH COME ON!?!??!?!?!?!??!?

this is an awesome idea though XD
my mike is my friends house though GAH!!!!

....what?

Why is your friend Mike a house?
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