#1
Great Scott!



This appears to be one quite peculiar case!

Bartelby the Mayor has been found murdered in his office with a knife stuck into his chest. The entire office has been ransacked, and security cameras show nobody leaving or entering the building, so the murderer has to be one of the people who were in the building!

I must question them and search the rooms of the building to look for clues as to who the murderer was.

hmm... should I

a. question personal assistant Alice
b. question security guard Frank
c. question Amanda, the typist
d. question Andrew, the accountant
e. search the main hall
f. search office 1
g. search office 2
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 6, 2009,
#5
C, it's always those rotten typists!
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#6
C. Torture the typist.

It's always the typist.
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#7
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C. Torture the typist.

It's always the typist.


Or the butler. Or a butler who is also a typist. Or vice versa.
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#8
Wel if you have a butler, he probably writes your letters for you, ergo, c the typist/butler.
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#9
I dunno though actually, wouldn't Alice the secretary be doing the typing?

So.. So.. That means that C is in fact a fraud and THEREFORE THE MURDERER!
#10
e. I begin my search of the great hall but find nothing unusual until I notice a small trail of blood leading to a cupboard in the corner. When I open it I find the Security Guard Frank has been murdered the exact same way! What should I do now?

a. question secretary Alice
b. question Amanda, the typist
c. question Andrew, the accountant
d. search office 1
e. search office 2
f. Rape Alice and get very drunk
g.Run away for fear of being murdered myself
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#11
Quote by RayToroIsAGod
e. I begin my search of the great hall but find nothing unusual until I notice a small trail of blood leading to a cupboard in the corner. When I open it I find the Security Guard Frank has been murdered the exact same way! What should I do now?

a. question secretary Alice
b. question Amanda, the typist
c. question Andrew, the accountant
d. search office 1
e. search office 2
f. Rape Alice and get very drunk
g.Run away for fear of being murdered myself

that's not how it works
#12
THE TYPIST!! He is stereotyping everyone in this story!
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#13
Quote by RayToroIsAGod
e. I begin my search of the great hall but find nothing unusual until I notice a small trail of blood leading to a cupboard in the corner. When I open it I find the Security Guard Frank has been murdered the exact same way! What should I do now?

a. question secretary Alice
b. question Amanda, the typist
c. question Andrew, the accountant
d. search office 1
e. search office 2
f. Rape Alice and get very drunk
g.Run away for fear of being murdered myself



Way to ruin the thread...

Come on, everyone. Round of applause for the thread wrecker!!

RIP Tom Searle.
#14
YAY THREAD WRECKER!! If I had a marriage, I'd hire you to wreck it!

*thumbsup*
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Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#15
Quote by RayToroIsAGod
e. I begin my search of the great hall but find nothing unusual until I notice a small trail of blood leading to a cupboard in the corner. When I open it I find the Security Guard Frank has been murdered the exact same way! What should I do now?

a. question secretary Alice
b. question Amanda, the typist
c. question Andrew, the accountant
d. search office 1
e. search office 2
f. Rape Alice and get very drunk
g.Run away for fear of being murdered myself

h) No
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#16
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THE TYPIST!! He is stereotyping everyone in this story!


that is so typically typewriter types.
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#17
Seriously? I'm the only person who replied correctly, the rest of ye were the ones spamming it to ****.
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#19
^^ Lolno.
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#20
Quote by Demon Wolf
that is so typically typewriter types.


I suspected the typist from the start. He sounded like the type who would stereotype people then kill them. Probably with a typewriter or possibly typhoid fever.
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#22
Un-related:

HAPPY 500TH THREAD, COREY!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#23
Quote by Kensai
I suspected the typist from the start. He sounded like the type who would stereotype people then kill them. Probably with a typewriter or possibly typhoid fever.


exactly. maybe she even smacked the victim with a typewriter with typhoid bacteria on it. it would be typical.

i say c.
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#24
I decide to question Amanda, the typist. I ask her to come into the office, where she sits with a distressed look on her face. She is clearly worked up. Is it the shock of seeing her boss murdered, or the fear of being convicted?
That shall be for me to find out.

"Amanda, would you be so kind as to recall your tasks previous to the time the body was discovered?"

"Yes... yes. I am, as you know, a typist. At 11 o'clock, one hour before the body was discovered, I was in my office, typing a speach the mayor had asked me to copy. Up until 11:45, it was a completely normal work day, but around a quarter to 12 I heard a strange noise. It sounded like a large piece of wood breaking, so I ran out of my office and down the hall, towards the mayors room. I was the first to open the door, and when I saw the bloody body I simply slumped down against the wall, in shock. Shortly after, Alice, Frank and then Andrew came into the room, where we all stayed untill you arrived."

"I see... Tell me, did you notice anything unusual about the other three?"

"N-no, nothing that I could recall... they were all equally shocked to see the body, and to be honest I was to distressed to pay attention to any of them."

"Indeed... very well, I thank you."

Hmm... not very conclusive so far, perhaps I should...

a. question personal assistant Alice
b. question security guard Frank
c. question Andrew, the accountant
d. search the main hall
e. search office 1
f. search office 2


EDIT:
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Un-related:

HAPPY 500TH THREAD, COREY!


naw, I had my 500th thread years ago. the UG thread system only saves 500 in the list on the profiles.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 6, 2009,
#26
There's still the major plothole in the form of Alice, who is a secretary, would be doing the typing.
#28
She's clearly hiding something. I suggest torture.

Or B. It's always the security guard.
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#29
Quote by Don_Humpador
There's still the major plothole in the form of Alice, who is a secretary, would be doing the typing.


think of her more as an assistant than a desk-secretary, my bad.

EDIT: changed alice to "personal assistant"
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 6, 2009,
#31
a. secretary. She and the typist are in cahootz! CAHOOTZ I SAY!!
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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.