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#3
We don't have enough examples of people blinded by religion these days.

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#4
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Yes, we have places with names that long. I'm horrified that people who claim to be so intelligent did something to stupid
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A bit off topic, but why does anyone know why people refer to Mary Jesus' mother as a virgin? I thought evidence Jesus had siblings was apparent in the bible.

Because it's all a load of big hairy bollocks.

I kid.

edit: Having read the article, I don't kid: at religion.
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A bit off topic, but why does anyone know why people refer to Mary Jesus' mother as a virgin? I thought evidence Jesus had siblings was apparent in the bible.


she was a virgin when giving birth to jesus though.
in the bible
#10
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she was a virgin when giving birth to jesus though.
in the bible

How's that possible? Did hymens not exist back then?
#11
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How's that possible? Did hymens not exist back then?


its a book of fiction lol.

Edit: not a very good one, some dragons/wizards would have spiced it up. or maybe a final battle against satan.

all in all 3/10.
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#17
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I would say the religious people have proven Darwin right with natural selection - how ironic.


blind after years of being able to see..


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#18
Maybe they got too carried away when George Carlin said to worship the sun.
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I would say the religious people have proven Darwin right with natural selection - how ironic.

You are aware that you're not suddenly unable to have sex if you go temporarily blind, right?
#22
Never has the term "Blind faith" been more appropriate.

"Hey look, the face of Jesus is at the bottom of this bucket of acid!"
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You are aware that you're not suddenly unable to have sex if you go temporarily blind, right?


But statiscally being blind means many accidents may befall you on the way to the bedroom - you could trip over a dog, fall down the stairs, walk into a wall, fall into a bathful of water - all these things can potentially result in death, and will almost certainly result in a severe loss of boner. Therefore these people are statistically less likely to have children. And statistics don't lie.
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But statiscally being blind means many accidents may befall you on the way to the bedroom - you could trip over a dog, fall down the stairs, walk into a wall, fall into a bathful of water - all these things can potentially result in death, and will almost certainly result in a severe loss of boner. Therefore these people are statistically less likely to have children. And statistics don't lie.


93% of people know that.
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But statiscally being blind means many accidents may befall you on the way to the bedroom - you could trip over a dog, fall down the stairs, walk into a wall, fall into a bathful of water - all these things can potentially result in death, and will almost certainly result in a severe loss of boner. Therefore these people are statistically less likely to have children. And statistics don't lie.


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Religion 3 ; Science 17.


eh? eh? yeah?

Nobody's going to get this, are they?
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#30
Quote by Le_Bunny


A bit off topic, but why does anyone know why people refer to Mary Jesus' mother as a virgin? I thought evidence Jesus had siblings was apparent in the bible.

Because she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ. Pretty impressive, IMO.
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#31
Here's the official report if you want some more information:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCu0VjAWX3o

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#33
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Because she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ. Pretty impressive, IMO.


The catholic and orthodox churches both believie in the perpetual virginity of Mary.


and wow, nice going, dolts.
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#35
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Because she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ. Pretty impressive, IMO.

Kind of a waste though.
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The catholic and orthodox churches both believie in the perpetual virginity of Mary.

Correct. This blows my mind, though, since the Bible says that Jesus had brothers.
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FAG! As if you spring-roll me!

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#38
Quote by PatchworkMan
Correct. This blows my mind, though, since the Bible says that Jesus had brothers.


If Jesus could turn water into wine, I'm sure he'd be pretty good at performing IVF too.
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