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#1
We all know that every (teenage) guy who picks up guitar has it in the back of his head that it might get him girls.

Have any of you ever really gotten laid or a girlfriend because of guitar?
#2
Yes.
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#3
oh hell yes.
but thats not why i picked up the guitar.
maybe thats why my father wanted me to play it though!?
he must have really cared for me, back then.
#4
"Hey, girl. Here's my guitar. It's better looking than I am."

Instead of me, the guitar got laid.
#7
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Yes.

but it was before every other fucker i knew started playing guitar.



what he said. +1
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#8
...huh. I picked up the guitar when I was like, 9, and girls were still ugly with cooties and such. I guess I'm different.
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#9
Yes.....


No
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#10
It's way easier to get sex from girls if you have a guitar. Back when I used to hit them with only my bare hands, it just stunned them for a bit and they woke up before I could finish. But now I hit them with guitars, and those chicks are out cold for hours - plenty of time to finish.
#11
Nope, weed works for me lol.
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#12
It's been something that starts off talking to the female of the species, but certainly isn't the sole thing, and a lot of the time my playing of an instrument hasn't contributed at all to me sending in the troops.

You don't get laid because of guitar- there still has to be something about the person behind it in order to get anywhere consistantly.
#13
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It's been something that starts off talking to the female of the species, but certainly isn't the sole thing, and a lot of the time my playing of an instrument hasn't contributed at all to me sending in the troops.

You don't get laid because of guitar- there still has to be something about the person behind it in order to get anywhere consistantly.

Pretty much this.
Well said.
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#14
Nope

Girls will like it when you play Jonas Brothers, apparently I Cum Blood doesn't attract them...The pit said it would...
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Quote by pawnshopguitars
It's way easier to get sex from girls if you have a guitar. Back when I used to hit them with only my bare hands, it just stunned them for a bit and they woke up before I could finish. But now I hit them with guitars, and those chicks are out cold for hours - plenty of time to finish.

#17
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Most of the Pit doesn't get laid, so what does that tell you?


It tells us that the Jonas Brothers, are, in fact, geniuses.
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Quote by pawnshopguitars
It's way easier to get sex from girls if you have a guitar. Back when I used to hit them with only my bare hands, it just stunned them for a bit and they woke up before I could finish. But now I hit them with guitars, and those chicks are out cold for hours - plenty of time to finish.


pawnshopguitars that made me lol so hard, I'm wondering if I could possibly sig that?
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pawnshopguitars that made me lol so hard, I'm wondering if I could possibly sig that?


Please feel free to
#26
Quote by Jesstaa
Nope, weed works for me lol.

weed will literally get you laid..hmm me weed and some chicks kinda a recipe for disaster with me..
yeah guitar helps with the ladies no doubt about that..guess you must have no luck asking this question lol jk
#28
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I've been known to date guys because they play an instrument(or instruments).

Et voila. + 1,564,823 profile views.
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#29
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I've been known to date guys because they play an instrument(or instruments).

Ive been known to date girls cos they are teh azn
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#30
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
We all know that every (teenage) guy who picks up guitar has it in the back of his head that it might get him girls.

Have any of you ever really gotten laid or a girlfriend because of guitar?


If you play like **** then no
#31
Never. I hate playing guitar at parties, showing off I play guitar, and I'm not in a band.

I get girls with charisma and flirting. Like a real man.
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#32
Nope. Don't need it to.

(SHEdit: Actually, now that I really think about it, I only got to know the first girl I really cared about because I played guitar; not because zomd geetar is teh secks, but because she plays too.)

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#33
Quote by Cerberus7string
i tell woman my guitar is 12 inches

So your equipment is less than half the size of the normal?
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#35
It's certianly helped.
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#37
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And six times the size of his erect genitalia?

It would seem Cerberus7string has a 2 inch penis.

Keep practicing bud.
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#40
Yes...
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