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#1
so pit due to the economic climate there few jobs for people
what would you do to make money if you didn have a job?

inb4:
prostitution
selling cum
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#2
If I didn't have a job I'd be trying damn hard to get a job.

Any job.
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#3
i dont have a proper 9 to 5 job so i give guitar lessons part time
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#5
Temp agencies
Busking
Hit contracts
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#6
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I play modern warfare all day and cry when i lose


thats my job.


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#7
Me and my other band mates were working oh so hard one day and watching Manswers on Spike TV. There was a question, "how much can I make begging?" One guy said he makes about 40 an hour just begging on the street. It also told about a family of a husband, wife and 2 kids who would beg together and make about 300 a day. Have fun!
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#8
Sell illegally downloaded movies...

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#9
Scam people. If you move to the Scottish borders, there's a lucrative trade in conning Americans and the occasional German/Canadian to be had. They'll turn up with their crisp English notes they got from a travel agency, and then (while wearing a kilt, eating haggis and playing bagpipes - this helps) you inform them that they can't use English notes in Scotland. Explain that the exchange rate is £2 English to £1 Scottish, and then watch as they hand you bundles of cash and you change it for your Scottish currency, and in the process double your money.
#11
well, i run an online cyber-bullying agency...
its quite good.
really good actually.
better than it should be.
#15
There are always jobs, if you know where to look and are willing to do the **** ones nobody else will. What's wrong with cleaning toilets or some other **** if it gets food on the table?
#16
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There are always jobs, if you know where to look and are willing to do the **** ones nobody else will. What's wrong with cleaning toilets or some other **** if it gets food on the table?


Herpes.
#17
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Herpes.



Herpes or dead from starvation, personally I go for herpes
#19
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Scam people. If you move to the Scottish borders, there's a lucrative trade in conning Americans and the occasional German/Canadian to be had. They'll turn up with their crisp English notes they got from a travel agency, and then (while wearing a kilt, eating haggis and playing bagpipes - this helps) you inform them that they can't use English notes in Scotland. Explain that the exchange rate is £2 English to £1 Scottish, and then watch as they hand you bundles of cash and you change it for your Scottish currency, and in the process double your money.


Lol, Jobs are so hard to come by in the Borders so in desperation i might try that.
#21
when it wasn't summer, i used to buy six packs of this energy drink called Kick, by tesco (redbull clone) for £1.50, and bring them into school chilled and sell each can for a quid.

thats a £4.50 profit from each six pack, I sold about 10 a day.
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#22
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when it wasn't summer, i used to buy six packs of this energy drink called Kick, by tesco (redbull clone) for £1.50, and bring them into school chilled and sell each can for a quid.

thats a £4.50 profit from each six pack, I sold about 10 a day.

i did that in school and the tesco swiss rolls for like 15p i sold for 50p
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#24
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i did that in school and the tesco swiss rolls for like 15p i sold for 50p


Psssht, when I was working at a co-op (small supermarket), they threw out around 150 8 packs of orange kit kats that were still well in date.

So I took them to school and sold them for £1 per 8 pack.
#26
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Psssht, when I was working at a co-op (small supermarket), they threw out around 150 8 packs of orange kit kats that were still well in date.

So I took them to school and sold them for £1 per 8 pack.

fair play i used to work as a dish washer in a pub and robbed booze to sell the onlyway of making that job worth it but i didnt like the risk
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#28
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Now you see, that's a dick move. You don't steal stuff that's to be sold.


Sorry about stealing your mom's virginity then

It was an accident, really!
#30
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You wish you could get anywhere near my mum. She's a class A *****.


I'm still trying to get the money together.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#32
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You wish you could get anywhere near my mum. She's a class A *****.


I thought that my fiancee was a ***** during high school, and I still got with her

Then again, her tits are too big for her body, maybe that's why she was only a B+.
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#33
Quote by pawnshopguitars
Scam people. If you move to the Scottish borders, there's a lucrative trade in conning Americans and the occasional German/Canadian to be had. They'll turn up with their crisp English notes they got from a travel agency, and then (while wearing a kilt, eating haggis and playing bagpipes - this helps) you inform them that they can't use English notes in Scotland. Explain that the exchange rate is £2 English to £1 Scottish, and then watch as they hand you bundles of cash and you change it for your Scottish currency, and in the process double your money.

That's genius
#35
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You could've had the interest knocked off if you ca to my gig in Derby last week.

Then again, I didn't tell you about it


Ah man, you better let me know if you're passing through again!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
Work a decent job and sell weed as well.
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#38
Get your friends to pay you to do humiliating acts
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#39
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We played at the Old Bell Hotel, and got a good response, so we may well be back there.


I've played at the Bell a couple of times, it's not a bad place really is it?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
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I thought that my fiancee was a ***** during high school, and I still got with her

Then again, her tits are too big for her body, maybe that's why she was only a B+.


Right, I'm bored of this now. Next thing about my mum gets a warning.

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I've played at the Bell a couple of times, it's not a bad place really is it?


Not at all. Sound was good. Not a huge amount of people, but it was the metal night before Sonisphere, so that was to be expected
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