Poll: Would you marry the Pit?
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View poll results: Would you marry the Pit?
Yes
25 16%
No
134 84%
Voters: 159.
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#2
...no.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
'Do you want to marry someone that has thousands of 14 year old boys in her every day?'

No.
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#5
If the pit were a woman itd be 600 lbs and hairy.

And be named Helga.
And smell.
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#6
well think about it, if the pit were human, imagine how many people have been in it, men and women
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#7
Depends...

Would the Pit have nice tits?
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#8
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If the pit were a woman itd be 600 lbs and hairy.

And be named Helga.
And smell.


Without thinking, I voted 'yes.'
#11
The Pit would most likely be male, so he might be my bro, but the annoying one with all the bull**** answers ("Just rub icy hot on it dude!").
#12
I wouldn't marry the pit but I would marry it's babies *ahem* UGers.
Kiss with a fist, lovely heterosexuals.
#13
We'd only be friends with benefits.
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#14
Quote by guitar-guy01
well think about it, if the pit were human, imagine how many people have been in it, men and women






you win

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#17
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'Do you want to marry someone that has thousands of 14 year old boys in her every day?'

No.

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If the pit were a woman itd be 600 lbs and hairy.

And be named Helga.
And smell.

Quote by guitar-guy01
well think about it, if the pit were human, imagine how many people have been in it, men and women

Proving that the Pit is a dirty *****.

Anyone who would is a desperate virgin, so no.

EDIT: I can't say ***** without it being censored? Stupid ***** ass pit.
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#18
the pit would be the buddy that you hang out with when you plan on getting f***in tanked and dont care where you wake up in the morning...


then never see them again
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#20
The pit has AIDs.
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#21
You didn't have the "Hell No!" option.
We would be friends, but nothing beyond that, they would put too much icyhot on me, and to ever intellectual thing I said, the response would be either "cool story bro" or "lolwut?"
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#24
The Pit is the internet equivalent to an insane asylum.

So no.
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#27
The pit would have a penis that would cum blood while shouting "rape"

So no.
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#29
if the pit were a human it would be in jail for rape.
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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#30
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If the pit were a human would you marry him/her?
If by "marry" you mean fuck it in the ass, give it a facial, and punch it in the eye, then yes of course. Otherwise, no.
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#31
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Proving that the Pit is a dirty *****.

Anyone who would is a desperate virgin, so no.

EDIT: I can't say ***** without it being censored? Stupid ***** ass pit.


Me.



I wouldn't, by the way.
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#32
uhh, us **** no an acceptable answer
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#35
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The Pit is the internet equivalent to an insane asylum.

The Pit is the lesbian sister of /b/
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#38
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'Do you want to marry someone that has thousands of 14 year old boys in her every day?'

No.


This.

and no.
#40
No. It'd probably poo on my chest and cum blood into my eye, take pics, leave and never call me again.
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