Twitter: horrifying cancer of the internet or just annoying as ****?

Poll: Are you a Twit?
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View poll results: Are you a Twit?
I use twitter, it is great, I once had a frontal lobotomy
3 9%
I don't use twitter, it is great, I can't tie my own shoelaces
1 3%
I use twitter, it is annoying as ****
1 3%
I don't use twitter, it is annoying as ****
27 84%
Voters: 32.
#1
While hearing a whole bunch about this from newspapers and other stone age media yet never having never met anyone who actually uses this damn thing and failing to understand the point of it I turn to the pit for guidance.

So Pitmonkeys, do you tweet, or whatever the ****ing stupid verb they have for it?
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
Last edited by Ur all $h1t at Aug 6, 2009,
#2
Horrifying Cancer IS annoying as **** to the people that have it, I assume.
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#5
No, and anyone who does should be shot.

It's a complete degradation of technology.

Why would anyone want to backpedal like this?
#6
Quote by Ur all $h1t
While hearing a whole bunch about this from newspapers and other stone age media yet never having never met anyone who actually uses this damn thing and failing to understand the point of it I turn to the pit for guidance.

So Pitmonkeys, do you tweet, or whatever the ****ing stupid adjective they have for it?


Twatting.
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#7
Penn and Teller have it so it's obviously not stupid.

I don't have it though so it's not smart either.
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#8
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Twatting.

This
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#9
Quote by Ur all $h1t
While hearing a whole bunch about this from newspapers and other stone age media yet never having never met anyone who actually uses this damn thing and failing to understand the point of it I turn to the pit for guidance.

So Pitmonkeys, do you tweet, or whatever the ****ing stupid adjective they have for it?



Tweet is a Verb.


#10
Never tweeted. Seems pretty damn stupid.
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#12
Quote by Pagan-Pie
Tweet is a Verb.



I know I just edited it

I totally wasn't paying attention while typing

*is embarrassed*
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#13
Quote by Mad Marius
To be perfectly frank, I don't even know what Twitter is. Nor do I care.


Thank lawd. I thought I was the only one.

"Twitter this, twitter that."
"Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch."
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#14
I had one for like an hour.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Aug 6, 2009,
#16
I do not use it, it looks ridiculous. This site is as close as I get to 'Social Networking', though I do more 'networking' than 'socialing' ... yeah that made sense, shut up.
#18
I learned in grade school that anything associated with "twit" wasn't good...
Last edited by irnmadn88 at Aug 6, 2009,
#20
Quote by duggyrocks
Cancer of the internet? GTFO. IF you dont want to use it you dont have to, and save words like cancer for something more serious than a website you dislike

True, but then there's aggressive advertising.
#21
Quote by duggyrocks
Cancer of the internet? GTFO. IF you dont want to use it you dont have to, and save words like cancer for something more serious than a website you dislike

Someone's never heard of hyperbole.

I can teach you it while I remove the rod from your ass, if you'd like?
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#22
It's the most retarded ****ing site ever. Who the ****s care if right now you're feeding your cat or taking a ****?! It makes facebook look useful and I can't ****ing stand facebook either.
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#24
Quote by darkstar2466
Thank lawd. I thought I was the only one.

"Twitter this, twitter that."
"Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch."



Haha. No kidding. From what I know about it, it seems to actually be a complete regression from other social sites, like Myspace and Facebook. Seems pretty useless. I think the main purpose of it is so that weird pervo fanboys can constantly refresh the page, waiting for Miley Cyrus to inform them that she's shaving her cooter. But maybe I'm wrong.
#25
I don't tweet, but i heard it got hit by a cyber attack.......................................
They made me do push ups in drag

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