#1
...(get your laughs out now)

Now, before I eat the cat, I need to clean my guitar, what would I do this with?
#2
Saliva+tongue
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#4
Do it immediately with a cloth, then use a damp cloth, then use paint stripper to get rid of any excess cat piss and then throw the cat out of the window.

That should do the trick.

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#5
i noticed you were from scotland after your post and relised where you got eating your cat from,

baking soda damped down with water

i got it from how clean is your house
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#6
hahahha ya thats pretty funny, my friends cat sprayed in my guitar case once so i kinda know how u feel hahaha
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#7
the cat
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#12
did you get your pussy's fluids on your g string



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#13
Put it in the bath.
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#14
Human urine can usually negate the effect of cat urine...
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#16
huff the cat piss.. gets you hiiiiigh.
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#17
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
use soap and water, with a VERY damp cloth,slightly damp cloth. NOT wet.


Wait hang on.

VERY damp cloth

Or

slightly damp cloth

Which?!

Which man?!

#18
rape.

I just peed on my cat... wait, i dont even have a cat
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#19
Quote by Jackolas
Wait hang on.

VERY damp cloth

Or

slightly damp cloth

Which?!

Which man?!



i did it for t3h lulz
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Aug 6, 2009,
#20
Quote by Jackolas
Wait hang on.

VERY damp cloth

Or

slightly damp cloth

Which?!

Which man?!


You flip a coin to decide.
#21
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did you get your pussy's fluids on your g string



i'm secretly ashamed of myself now



As well you should be
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#22
Quote by pig god 121
i noticed you were from scotland after your post and relised where you got eating your cat from,

baking soda damped down with water

i got it from how clean is your house



How Clean Is Your House. What a amazing programme lol.

Yeah that shold do it.
#23
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How Clean Is Your House. What a amazing programme lol.

Yeah that shold do it.



i've come near throwing up while watching that show. god only knows how people let it get that bad.
#24
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battery acid.


this, human urine, and sunkist should do the trick
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#25
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As well you should be

i know, but someone had to do it?
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XD not bad

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#26
paint thinner and bleach
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#27
kill the cat and use the blood to clean off your guitar...its the most 'metal' thing you can do
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