#1
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http://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/68805/children-played-with-body-creek-11-days

A neighbour said he saw about 10 boys prodding the body with sticks.

A group of children became upset after discovering a body they played with for 11 days in a creek north of Auckland was a woman and not a crocodile.

Does this sound even remotely plausible? what has the world come to?
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#3
I'm sure it's just a story they made up to get their ratings up. Im pretty sure after the first day of playing with a dead body, you'd see it's not a crockadile. I would hope so anyways.
#6
Oh thank God, I was worried for a moment that the children were actually playing with a crocodile.

Wait.. WHAT?
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#7
don't crocodiles usually have tails? and women have vaginas and boobs? kinda hard to mistake that
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