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#1
This is the situation:
- I am currently talking to my best friend over MSN. She's 22, I've known her since we were about 15, we're pretty much like brother and sister.
- Before anyone asks, yes she's attractive, no I won't post pictures.
- She's just came back from a trip to America. She met a guy while she was out there and they hooked up. She was telling me what he does for a living, what he's like, etc etc. Turns out he's 35, 13 years older than her.
- Out of the blue she has suddenly told me, and I quote: "and it was really good trying anal sex for the first time, though he was a bit big and it hurt a lot at first and I didn't like cleaning that up afterwards. Also he choked me when I came and he told me to call him Daddy, it was totally the hottest thing ever".


I am currently lost for words.


Being MSN, I don't have to hurry a reply so here's what we'll do: The Pit throws up it's best ideas, whatever I think is the funniest/most interesting response is what I'll reply with.
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#3
"Sorry i closed the window just as you replied, what were you saying?"

Just to see if she repeats..y'know..
#5
Say this:

Dayum, i did your mom.
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#7
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*reported*
This actually made me laugh more than it should. Might use that.
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#8


EDIT: Actually say that.
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#12
You want to know something wierd? I pretended to be a 35 year old man, flew to America, and buttfucked some slut

Shit was so cash

EDIT: Fixed that more + 1s please, I need your acceptance.
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#14
"haha yeah, she's a total fucking moron ... 35 haha"

"sorry wrong window"
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#15
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You want to know something wierd? I pretended to be a 35 year old man, flew to America, and buttfucked some slut

Shit was so cash


NOW I will plus 1.
+1
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#16
Is your asshole stretched enough to hold stuff like car keys or a wallet or something now? Mine is.
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#19
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tell her

"Yeah, that's my older brother. He has AIDS."


Ha. Ha.

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#20
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"haha yeah, she's a total fucking moron ... 35 haha"

"sorry wrong window"
Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. I might just have to use this one. It's believable, I've got another friend with the same name as her, it could pass.
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#21
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Be like "Oh, I like this picture of you!"

Then link her to goatse.

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#22
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"haha yeah, she's a total fucking moron ... 35 haha"

"sorry wrong window"



+1 if you dont do this then you wasted a perfectly good chance
#23
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Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. I might just have to use this one. It's believable, I've got another friend with the same name as her, it could pass.


let us know how it goes
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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

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#25
say 'yea, he told me to call him daddy too when he screwed me. weird.'
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lulz, best name ever.

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#26
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let us know how it goes


And then print screen her reply.
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Now that is an epic win right there!!!!


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#27
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You want to know something wierd? I dressed up as a 35 year old man, flew to America, and buttfucked some slut

Shit was so cash


ha
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#28
You should say that's so funny cuz my dad just told me a story of doing the same thing with a girl ur age

um +1 anyone??
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#29
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And then print screen her reply.


Yup, I think she's pissed.
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#31
AWWWWWWWWWWWESSSSSSSSSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!



dude, link her here.
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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#33
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Yup, I think she's pissed.


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#34
iuunno. im a little skeptical. any chance you could take the pic but with YOUR post saying the whole "yea wut an idiot etc.."
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#38
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AWWWWWWWWWWWESSSSSSSSSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!



dude, link her here.

This. Do it TS, she'll get even more pissed off.
#39
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Yup, I think she's pissed.


It started out as a chuckle, then I snorted and started laughing too loudly and scared my dogs.

Win.
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#40
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iuunno. im a little skeptical. any chance you could take the pic but with YOUR post saying the whole "yea wut an idiot etc.."


This.

But still...



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