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#1
well, I live with my four sisters, and we all share the same bathroom. whenever I shower the water doesn't go down the drain. The culprit? a GIANT mass of disgusting wet slimy hair

I always end up getting fed up having the shower water up to my ankles, so I remove the hair. It's gross and Imma make a sign that says

Pick up yo' own hair or imma...
that's where you guys come in. I need to think of the rest of that sentence and what kind of creature to put on the sign saying it.
if anyone wants to make one in photoshop or something for me feel free
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#2
Kick you in the nuts.

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Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#4
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well, I live with my four sisters

lacking in the nut region...
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#6
wanna be grossered out? that hair isn't from their head...


"pick up your hair, or ill **** in your coffee"
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#7
just make voodoo dolls out of it. no one ****s with a guy holding dolls made out of human hair.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
Or just gather up the hair and give it back to them when there's a lot.

Wait until like their birthday or Christmas and put it all in a big box (make sure it's moist) wrap it up and tie it with a ribbon and give it to them.

After they open it and ask what the **** is wrong with you, say:
"Don't leave your ****ing hair in the drain."
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#10
or ill put a blender in the drain.
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"pick up your hair, or ill jizz in your coffee"


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#13
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or ill put a blender in the drain.

but that would solve the problem w/o them learning not to be ****ing gross
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#18
gather all the hair up and then find some adhesive and stick it to your nuts and take a picture to show your sisters what you do with thier hair when they leave it in the drain.

Im sure they'd stop.
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#20
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Say nothing. Put Nair in their shampoo bottles.


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#21
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Say nothing. Put Nair in their shampoo bottles.

Then there would be even more hair in the drain, but at least it would be from their heads this time.
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#23
You have to write it all gentleman like. Like so:
"Dear beloved sisters of mine, I have noticed that as of late your hair has been clogging our fine shower drain. While I respect you and your marvelous hair I must ask that you remove it yourselves. If not I will eviscerate you and then fornicate with the remnants of your skull. In other words; TAKING YOUR ****ING HAIR OUT OF THE DRAIN OR I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU!"
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You have to write it all gentleman like. Like so:
"Dear beloved sisters of mine, I have noticed that as of late your hair has been clogging our fine shower drain. While I respect you and your marvelous hair I must ask that you remove it yourselves. If not I will eviscerate you and then fornicate with the remnants of your skull. In other words; TAKING YOUR ****ING HAIR OUT OF THE DRAIN OR I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU!"


Lol, do this. It will be epic.
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#26
It happens to me too.
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Cover your ears(or they WILL be raped) that is ****ing great


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#27
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Pick up your hair from the drain or you'll be picking it up off your pillow.



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#28
take pictures of them and send them to me.


i like em better bald anyways.

jk
#29
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but that would solve the problem w/o them learning not to be ****ing gross

thats why you resize the drain so it takes up the entire bottom of the tub.
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...but the rape never came
#30
Are they hot?

take the hair and put it in a pie and make them eat it.
#31
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Are they hot?

take the hair and put it in a pie and make them eat it.

dont forget the coo' whhip.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#33
Hair comes out when you wash it, especially if it's long. They probably don't even realise, you could try not being an ass and talk to them about it before making a childish little poster.
#34
or i'ma gonna punch you in the ovaries
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#37
Just glue on a Photoshopped image of you holding their decapitated head up by the hair.

After all, a picture is worth a thousand words.
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#38
Pick up yo' own hair or imma be very irate.
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#40
just throw the hair into their beds when you're done your shower.

if they don't want it in their beds, then they'll take it out and put it in the trash where it should go.
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