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#1
I'm going on an airplane for the first time. I've been doing reading about it, but you guys are a smart bunch here so I'd like to know what advice you have for someone going on a plane for the first time.

I leave the 11th.
#3
Don't freak out because it's nothing special?

It's basically just an uncomfortable car ride with ear popping.
...I like metal.
#4
I've been going on airplanes every year since I was 4.

It's really not that exciting. You get on the plane, you sit down, you buckle up, then you sit and do nothing for a few hours.
#5
just keep an eye on the arabs
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#6
Don't worry, you're more likely to crash in an airplane than get bitten by a shark.


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#8
dont hold your breath or bing any weapons or try to fly the plane
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#9
they'll move you up to first class if you threaten them with a bomb.
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#10
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I'm going on an airplane for the first time. I've been doing reading about it, but you guys are a smart bunch here so I'd like to know what advice you have for someone going on a plane for the first time.

I leave the 11th.

I lol'd.
#11
Quote by Sax2
Don't freak out because it's nothing special?

It's basically just an uncomfortable car ride with fisting.

fixed for no other reason than my own amusement.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
Is that a 1st-class special or what, 'cause I've never gotten fisting
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#14
If you're horny, push the red button above your seat and a flight attendant will come give you a handjob.
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#18
Quote by alaskan_ninja
If you're horny, push the red button above your seat and a flight attendant will come give you a handjob.

im pretty sure that flight attendants in america go out of their way to be unattractive.
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#19
I remember when my grandma went on an airplane for the first time...

ye gods, she pressed the service button like 6 times
#20
Yell bomb if you get scared. It ALWAYS works.
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#21
Quote by Sax2
Is that a 1st-class special or what, 'cause I've never gotten fisting

I've been in first class a few times, and I've never got any fisting.

Does it only happen in the really ****ty planes?
#22
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#23
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im pretty sure that flight attendants in america go out of their way to be unattractive.


+1 to that, although flights over the pond always have hot stewardesses
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#24
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im pretty sure that flight attendants in america go out of their way to be unattractive.

This.

Never had those hot flight attendants that are in rap/rock/metal music videos in airplanes
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#25
Dance to Lynard Skynard on the plane

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#26
Bring music and a book (especially if its a long trip). Don't freak out, you'll be fine. And if you have to cry or have a panic attack, that's what the lavatories are for.
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#27
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I lol'd.

Flattery WILL get you everywhere. ;D

But really, this site's smarter than a lot of other sites simply 'cause more than less of the people are nice here.

Oh, can I bring a 3/4 acoustic guitar on board with me, you think? I need to figure that out...

It's on American Airlines and Alaskan Airlines, if anyone has experience.
#28
Safest form of travel. You have nothing to worry about.

Except for the brown people.
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#29
Quote by Happy the Pirat
I'm going on an airplane for the first time. I've been doing reading about it, but you guys are a smart bunch here so I'd like to know what advice you have for someone going on a plane for the first time.

I leave the 11th.





Dont worry,Sit down,buckle up and make sure you bring an iPod,book or video game to keep you entertained/
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#30
I love when you get turbulence on the plane. Not the "holy sh*t we're going down!" turbulence, but the light uppidy, downy, bumpy turbulence. That sh*t is like a rocking crib to me, puts me right to sleep.
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#31
download an n64/gameboy emulator on your lap top if you have one. :]
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#32
Quote by Happy the Pirat
Flattery WILL get you everywhere. ;D

But really, this site's smarter than a lot of other sites simply 'cause more than less of the people are nice here.

Oh, can I bring a 3/4 acoustic guitar on board with me, you think? I need to figure that out...

It's on American Airlines and Alaskan Airlines, if anyone has experience.
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#33
Quote by Happy the Pirat
Flattery WILL get you everywhere. ;D

But really, this site's smarter than a lot of other sites simply 'cause more than less of the people are nice here.

Oh, can I bring a 3/4 acoustic guitar on board with me, you think? I need to figure that out...

It's on American Airlines and Alaskan Airlines, if anyone has experience.


No way in hell. Especially on American Airlines.

You could be hiding a bomb in there.
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#34
Quote by Happy the Pirat
Flattery WILL get you everywhere. ;D

But really, this site's smarter than a lot of other sites simply 'cause more than less of the people are nice here.

Oh, can I bring a 3/4 acoustic guitar on board with me, you think? I need to figure that out...

It's on American Airlines and Alaskan Airlines, if anyone has experience.


Idk it can pass as a carry on. and if it does, they probably wont let you play on board due to the convience of other passengers.

Unless you wanna switch to Iron Maiden's Flight 666.
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#35
Ugh, I fucking hate airports. Good luck with that. Just hope you don't sit next to a fat guy, seriously, that's hell.
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#36
I dunno about the guitar, they might make you check it and in that case you NEED a hardshell case.
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#37
you'll puke. you're nose will bleed.

and above all.........


its actually safe.
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#38
Planes are pretty awesome. Except for the part inbetween takeoff and landing. That's the ****ty/boring part.

On take-off and landing though, DO NOT take off your seatbelt. I had a situation where I did that and upon take-off I ended up in the back of the plane.

Totally worth it though.

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#39
Planes are actually safer than cars. Just yawn to relieve the pressure.
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