#1
Last week I joined a Christian social club at uni and attended one of their social events. I 'found' $10 on the floor where the club treasurer had been sitting 2 seconds earlier with a bag of membership monies. I praised the lord for my good fortune and quickly pocketed it. I am atheist.

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#2
pooped onna carpet.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#3
ur mum


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#5
Wait...Does it count if we were found not guilty, but we were actually guilty?

If so, then murder....
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#6
Smashed a kitten's head with my foot
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#9
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Great first reply, or greatest first reply?


I do what I can.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
I conned my friend out of $1700 + to buy me jewerly

I'm a *****...
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#11
For school, teachers got parents to write students a letter, telling them how much they appreciate them. We had to write a similar thing back to them, and they're going to get it in a few months when we graduate.

My mother inadvertently angered me in hers, and at the time, I knew she'd done it by accident. However, I was too mad at her to care so I wrote a really mean letter back.

Ugh, I regret it so much now, but there's no way for me to get it back from the teachers.
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#12
I fed a wounded groudhog my dog brought home a celery stalk and we named him Chester.

Pretty evil, rite?
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#14
i reported some blatant spam threads. im such an asshole, fuck myself!


on a serious note, i recently skipped out on a double date with my friend because i can't stand his girlfriend, i told some fairly obvious lies to get out of it to. i feel someone bad, but his GF is a bitch so i don't totally regret it.
#16
wasted countless hours in the pit
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#17
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YOU ****ER!!


Thats rich coming from a guy called killer puppy >-<
#18
I accedently watched my friend's sister in the shower..... She left the door opened and I only watched for like 20 minutes, top.
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fret-less is wrong on most of his other points though. And he's an idiot.
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#19
Stole a 50 dollar skateboard deck from 9-star...then stole the trucks and some new bearings the next day...I bought the grip tape though

its a sweet board 2

so all together about 80-100 bucks worth of free stuff
#21
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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#22
an old woman asked me to help lift her baggage and I said I couldn't because I just "had back surgery"

lulz. Epic laziness and no regard for the elderly ftw.
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#23
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i reported some blatant spam threads. im such an asshole, fuck myself!


on a serious note, i recently skipped out on a double date with my friend because i can't stand his girlfriend, i told some fairly obvious lies to get out of it to. i feel someone bad, but his GF is a bitch so i don't totally regret it.

screw that, IMO you did the right thing, if she's a bitch it's probably going to end between them anyway cos she'll just be a bitch to him
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#25
Purchased a snuggie.


YEAH !
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#26
trolled the base forum baaaadd shizzle
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#28
Made fun of Arnold Swarchenegger.
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