lavazza
K**e sold out
Join date: Dec 2005
7,304 IQ
#1
I just take the right as a long-time-UG-Punk-forumer......

The year is (more than) over, so we should make another UG-Forum Awards poll, Brian and I have already asked for.

for those who are new with this procedure I´ll say it with Christina´s words:

"Please put category suggestions here."

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885416&highlight=Punk+Forum+awards

Jordan if there´s a problem, then close this........
BrianApocalypse
Prozac Junkie
Join date: May 2004
7,782 IQ
#2
Here are some I thought of, with help from that thread:

Most Loved Poster
Most Hated Poster
Most likely to secretly listen to the Casualties
Most good-looking poster.
Best n00b.
Most likely to sell out and join a screamo band for the 12 year old girls then lose it all to drugs.
Best guitarist
Best musician
Best singer
Worst singer
Best band
Best tabber
Most Well Hung Poster
Best Theoretical Sexual Coupling
Funniest Poster
Most Knowledgable Poster
Biggest junkie
Most sexually confused poster
Most sexually depraved poster
Most genderbending poster
Prettiest transposter
Most Impressive Phallus
Biggest DIY Participant
Favorite punk forum moment
Best threadstarter
Best sharer of bands
Best thread
MisspentYouth
My Sox Are White
Join date: Oct 2007
138 IQ
#3
Best Jew.


>_>
<_<
If only summer rain would fall, on the houses and the boulevards
And the sidewalk bagatelles, it's like a dream
With the roar of cars and the lulling of the cafe bars,
The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine...
rasveer
The Mechanix
Join date: Sep 2006
638 IQ
#4
best bassist?
i see how it is
...
Dick+strings= owww
pinheadslts75
BrainDamage
Join date: Oct 2004
1,113 IQ
#7
Worst Musician
Most likely to be elected Prez
Mostly likely to not participate in Forum Elections
Jett Diamond
DOG MAN DANDY
Join date: Jun 2007
969 IQ
#8
Best Troller
Least Punx Punk Forum Member
The One Who Gets Pushed Around but We Still Love
Most Active Poster
Least Active Poster
DOWN&OUT
cecil69
UG's Dead Milkman
Join date: Aug 2006
417 IQ
#11
Favorite person that rarely posts here but is always watching

<_< >_>
How many brothas fell victim to the streets?


Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#13
Quote by pinheadslts75
Favorite VodkaPunk multi

I don't think there have been any new ones this year.
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#16
I feel this is a fairly complete but concise list. I took out the ones that were redundant or totally unnecessary (like most gender-bending -- we all know who that is).

General
Most punx
Least punx
Most loved
Most hated
Most missed
Best n00b
Worst n00b
Nicest
Meanest
Most overlooked
The One Who Gets Pushed Around but We Still Love (except we should find a better way to word that)
Funniest
Best-looking
Most knowledgeable
Best threadstarter
Best avatar

Music
Best taste
Worst taste
Best musician
Best band
Best tabber
Least likely to actually play guitar

Silly joke awards that the rest of you seem to like
Most likely to sell out
Most likely to secretly listen to the Casualties
Secret Hipster
Most impressive phallus
Biggest junkie
Most sexually depraved
Slurms McKenzie award for excellence in partying

Other
Best hypothetical couple
Favorite punk forum moment
Best thread

I think whoever starts the voting thread should ask that voters type their nominations in a different color from the category list. It makes it so much easier to read.
Last edited by werty22 at Aug 9, 2009,
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#17
I like your list Cameron, but it needs the best tabber category. You know, seeing as how this is Ultimate-Guitar.com and all.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#18
'K, I guess I'll add that (so you're guaranteed to win at least 1 award). I don't really use tabs so I didn't know whether anyone else cared about that category or not.
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#19
We could rename the The One Who Gets Pushed Around but We Still Love the Matt award.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
k90728
Hubba-Hubba
Join date: Apr 2006
424 IQ
#20
Quote by werty22
'K, I guess I'll add that (so you're guaranteed to win at least 1 award). I don't really use tabs so I didn't know whether anyone else cared about that category or not.



So why on a tab website
BrianApocalypse
Prozac Junkie
Join date: May 2004
7,782 IQ
#22
Add:

Worst taste
Most likely to secretly listen to the Casualties

In there too.
lavazza
K**e sold out
Join date: Dec 2005
7,304 IQ
#23
maybe a "traditional award" since then we have an option to give VodkaPunk an award without taking him as "most hated" for traditional reasons, or ss311 for biggest suck up

or
Biggest Authority
Why-is-(s)he-here-since-(s)he-never-speaks-about-music?
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#26
So I guess it's all up to Jordan, seeing as how he's mod around these parts. So he'll probably get on it in another 2 months or so.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#28
Eh, I guess I can do it. Anyone else want to count the votes?
Iluvpowerchords
Flau-BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Join date: Jan 2005
1,364 IQ
#29
How about:

least likely to actually play guitar
Secret Hipster
Most ignored

and the Slurms McKenzie award for excellence in partying?
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#30
OK, Mr. President, I might as well add those.

Long list this year. I guess I'll make the voting thread tomorrow, just in case anyone has any last-minute suggestions or something. Everybody cool with the list?
Last edited by werty22 at Aug 9, 2009,
Rancid Ivy
connard de canard
Join date: Jul 2009
1,355 IQ
#32
yep it's all good list
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#36
I'll count.

Also, we need a category for these two:

Spikiest Punk
Best Mohawk

and that's all I have to say.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#37
Quote by axeslash
I'll count.

That's a relief. And I guess that means you also get to make the results thread?
Also, we need a category for these two:

Spikiest Punk
Best Mohawk

and that's all I have to say.

TOO LATE
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#38
Quote by werty22
That's a relief. And I guess that means you also get to make the results thread?
Yup.

I think I'll keep the voting up for one week seeing as how that makes more sense then any other arbitrary number of days I could make up.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#39
Yeah, I think the one from last year lasted 5 days, but a week makes more sense.