#1
Ok, so for breakfast this morning, I was having a nice warm cinnamon bun. Well, my mom was drinking some tea but had left the kitchen to do something. So there I was, alone with her teacup. Then, a fairy, oddly reminiscent of Tinkerbell, came out of the teacup. It rose, and as I was mesmerized by it, it stole my f**king cinnamon bun! So I ask the Pit, as a fellow Pit-monkey in need. What should I do? How do I get my precious cinnamon bun back?
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#6
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#7
Search bar!

There's TONS of threads on fairies stealing cinnamon buns..

Kidding, but really. Kill the fairy.
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#8
I considered cilit bang, and shoop da whoop. But I can't find it. I was wondering if I should hop in the teacup or use a poisonous cinnamon bun so it would take that, eat it, and die.
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#10
She didn't take the poisonous cinnamon bun. Holy sh*t! She turned into Megan Fox... Gotta go...
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#12
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She didn't take the poisonous cinnamon bun. Holy sh*t! She turned into Megan Fox... Gotta go...

You just sealed your thread's fate with that one, maestro.

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