#1
Good evening my fellow pitmonkeys!

So tomorrow my mates nd I are having an old-fashioned dude night (no girlfriends, lots of booze, you know the drill). Now one of my mates got his hands on 50 meters of half a meter wide bubble wrap.
Now we need some ideas for what to do with it, thus I turn to the creativity of the Pit!

Gimme your worst!

T
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#2
Give it to charity.
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#3
im drawing a blank on this one....
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#10
Wrap someone up in it, and roll the f*cker down the steepest hill you can find.
#13
Booze, Sausage, and bubblewrap? Im sorry man - this is not my area of expertise.

Re-evaluate your plan.
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#14
Make a long stretch, then run it over with a steamroller.
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#15
Get one of your friends naked with his back towards you and wrap both of you with then engage in anal sex while rolling down a hill.
#16
wrap it round a drunk mate's face and see if it softens your punches, whilst at the same time making that sweet popping sound we all know and love.
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#17
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Get one of your friends naked with his back towards you and wrap both of you with then engage in anal sex while rolling down a hill.


sounds like an average boy's night to me...
#18
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I spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap. Pop pop, hope no one sees me, gettin freaky.

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#20
Get on the roof, roll some one up in it and push them off, repeat til sober, the bubbles are gone or a hospital trip is needed
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#22
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Get one of your friends naked with his back towards you and wrap both of you with then engage in anal sex while rolling down a hill.


I'm coming to your next dude-night.

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#23
What kind of sick B^stard are you?!

Where are your parents.


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