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#1
http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/

Though we'd do something creative.
You've been tasked with arming a small nation.
You must create one standard issue weapon for each of these categories:
- Infantry
- Sniper
- Police
- Spec Ops/SWAT

So, how would you arm your nation?

Feel free to write a small bit of text too.
And remember, this for fun. I do not condone weapon usage.

Infantry:


A pretty standard assault rifle. Iron sights at end, and a small reticle at the centre.

Sniper:


A modified M24. Pretty ugly, but different stock and barrel when compared to the original.

Police:



An MP5 with a rather large stock, and a laser sight for improved aim. Silencer to reduce public panic in event of gunfire.

Spec Op:


Special Op Assault rifle. Specially designed to have the same size as an SMG to improve manoeuvrability. Grip and laser to improve aim. Based on G36.
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#2
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#7
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I don't even know where anything of these things go..


Just use a preset and experiment, or look at pictures of real guns and find equivalent components.
It helps if you've spent lots of time playing FPS.

But feel free to make one from scratch, like my Infantry and Spec Op weapon. Lots of un to be had, especially with under-barrel grenade launchers.
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#8
Infantry


Snipers


Police


Special Op
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#11
THIS IS COPYPASTA

it was JUST on 4chan. TS. YOU=FAIL.

EDIT:

Ok, ok, ok. I'll give it to ya TS. I was just pissed onacounta my pa dun R-U-N-N-O-F-T, and my stock wouldn't fit on the rest of my gun.....


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#12
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When in doubt, put an ACOG and an M203 on it.

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Wouldn't the grenade launcher recoil like mad - especially without the stock?

But nice, :p

Although, I knew all the silly suggestions would appear.
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#13
Quote by Simsimius
Wouldn't the grenade launcher recoil like mad - especially without the stock?

But nice, :p

Although, I knew all the silly suggestions would appear.

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#14
Quote by Angus_Junior35
THIS IS COPYPASTA

it was JUST on 4chan. TS. YOU=FAIL.





No where on 4chan does it ask you to create weapons for a small nation, and to create one weapon for each of those categories.
That's all my idea.

YOU=FAIL

I did find the link from 4chan, but everything else was my idea. Thought it would make an interesting bit of fun. So...
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Last edited by Simsimius at Aug 7, 2009,
#17
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#18
^YES

Ehh, ill give this a go.

*pics in whenever*
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#20
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When in doubt, put an ACOG and an M203 on it.

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#22
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^YES

Ehh, ill give this a go.

*pics in whenever*


Finally, first proper player :p

I wouldn't mind, but damn, most of the posts aren't even funny [apart from a few ].
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#23
Quote by Simsimius
Wouldn't the grenade launcher recoil like mad - especially without the stock?

But nice, :p

Although, I knew all the silly suggestions would appear.


NAH
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#24


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#25
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NAH




Never have I seen such a great reply.
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- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
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#26
I don't know how to copy the pics so I'm just gonna explain the loadouts:
Infantry: L85A2, bullpup design gives increased range, SUSAT proves useful, added a rail for a foregrip.
Sniper: Suppressed Mk. 12 SPR with a bipod.
Police: Truncheon, police don't get guns.
Spec ops: SCAR L with a SUSAT, 203, and suppressor.
#27
its kinda sad that most people woulndt undersat that ^
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#28
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I don't know how to copy the pics so I'm just gonna explain the loadouts:
Infantry: L85A2, bullpup design gives increased range, SUSAT proves useful, added a rail for a foregrip.
Sniper: Suppressed Mk. 12 SPR with a bipod.
Police: Truncheon, police don't get guns.
Spec ops: SCAR L with a SUSAT, 203, and suppressor.


There's a button with a picture of a camera. Click it to save the gun as a JPEG.
But, very nice. Would be better with pics though.
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
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#29
No weaponry. Matchsticks. They should all operate with pants down. On seeing an enemy, turn around, take aim, fart, light match.
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On a serious note:
Infantry- OICW/M149


Sniper- Barret M82A1

Police-0.45 Magnum revolver/ 0.45 Desert Eagle

Spec Ops- H&K MP5SD/Steyr AUG

Last edited by GS LEAD 5 at Aug 7, 2009,
#30
^That's hardly using the flash program
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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RIP DIO
#32
I would take the BFG 9000

but yeah I'll try this out
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#33
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Thats so awesome
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#34
Modified M14 for sniping, can be used as a closer range assault rifle as well.

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#35
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#36
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Bazookas for errbody


you can see by this mans spelling that he clearly know what he is doing.

+1
#38
Quote by you = fail
Thats so awesome

anyone want to join the campaign to make rocket-propelled chainsaw marksmanship an olympic sport?
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