Poll: Where do you get your caffeine?
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View poll results: Where do you get your caffeine?
Coffee, like a real man.
53 36%
Tea, like an English "man"
39 27%
Energy Drinks, the opposite sex finds me unattractive
35 24%
DRUGS ARE BAD!!! I don't drink caffeine.
20 14%
Voters: 147.
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#1
So Pit dwellers, where do you get your caffeine from?

EDIT: No you can't click them all, pick your preferred one.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
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-George Washington
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#7
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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#8
I have issues with the poll

1. Add "tablets"
2. Make it a checklist.

edit: Also, coffee is like a real man? One of my nerd friends buys packets of caffeine that he snorts.
#10
Tea is far more manly than coffee.
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#11
Tea and Pepsi for the most part.
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I have issues with the poll

1. Add "tablets"
2. Make it a checklist.

Can't edit polls.
Tablets falls under I don't drink caffeine
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#13
Tea, for I am an enemy of the giants.

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#14
Coffee,
Red Eye,
Cola and
Children.
Nuts to your poll.
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#15
Coffee. You damn women.
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#16
Coffee? For real men?





Bitch I use pure caffeine
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#19
NO-DOZE all day son!!!

(I drink Coke and such but thats not enough caffine to do anything to me)
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#20
Why is man in inverted comma's for tea. Tea in a cup ^ yeh fair enough, but tea in a mug is the most manly drink ever, i mean it's called 'builders tea!'

Coffee is just for ponces who sit and pretend to write in public with a macbook...
#21
ive never drank any type of energy drink. Ive had some redbull in a few jager bombs but other than that i havent.

I dont want to either. I drink alot of soda and the occasional coffee.
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#25
Well, i don't like coffee, and the only tea i like is green tea, soo....that leaves me with energy drinks option and the "i don't drink caffeine" option. Hmm....I do like a certain type of Energy drink, but i don't think the opposite sex doesn't find me attractive, and i can't pick the "don't drink caffeine" option, because i do enjoy caffeine.


Let's go with Soda.
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#28
Comparing tea to coffee here is like comparing masturbating into sock to sexing up your lady friend.
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#29
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Coffee is just for ponces who sit and pretend to write in public with a macbook...

Pssh, ignorance. Coffee is the reason Lloyd's of London exists, and insurance and banking is the most manly profession ever. They just take your money for no reason then tell you to **** off when you require a service from them. Then they use your money to buy coffee and cocaine and go out on crazed binges to have sex with lots of women. French writers and artists also drink it, and their days consist entirely of self indulgence. They eat chocolate for breakfast and then go back to bed to have sex, spending maybe an hour painting something that they later sell for thousands of euros so they can buy more chocolate and coffee. Those are the kind of men who drink coffee.
You know who the kind of men who drink tea are? Builders who's only sexual contact consists of wolf whistling at underage teenage girls.
Irish farmers love tea too. They're the lowest form of life. They're not even really people. We just need them to keep the cows in check. You know how often they have sex? Almost never, with a woman. And when they do it is to produce more soulless farmer children. That's what tea does to people and that's why man is in inverted commas.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#31
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Pssh, ignorance. Coffee is the reason Lloyd's of London exists, and insurance and banking is the most manly profession ever. They just take your money for no reason then tell you to **** off when you require a service from them. Then they use your money to buy coffee and cocaine and go out on crazed binges to have sex with lots of women. French writers and artists also drink it, and their days consist entirely of self indulgence. They eat chocolate for breakfast and then go back to bed to have sex, spending maybe an hour painting something that they later sell for thousands of euros so they can buy more chocolate and coffee. Those are the kind of men who drink coffee.
You know who the kind of men who drink tea are? Builders who's only sexual contact consists of wolf whistling at underage teenage girls.
Irish farmers love tea too. They're the lowest form of life. They're not even really people. We just need them to keep the cows in check. You know how often they have sex? Almost never, with a woman. And when they do it is to produce more soulless farmer children. That's what tea does to people and that's why man is in inverted commas.



Steady on, Old boy.
#32
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...I possibly may have drank too much coffee
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#36
Coffee for caffeine, Tea for thirst-quenching.
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#37
Actually I don't think I drink that much caffinated stuff...I just sleep late and wake up super early and I feel fantastic.

But if I die at like 26 at least I'll know why
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#38
I just finished my third cup of black coffee. That's how we do it in New England.
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#39
I prefer coffee, but I also love energy drinks. I don't see how that makes me unattractive.
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#40
Tea twice a day, might have an espresso while I'm at it.

Actually, when I'm out, I never drink tea, just coffee. But at home.. It's 99% tea.
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