#1
So Pit, hear me out and my tale of facepalm inducing mishaps. While making myself a sandwich, goat cheese and green pimentos (delicious!), I split open the pimentos by hand, being too lazy to get a knife. After seeding the pimentos, I washed my hands, and proceeded to eat the sandwich, while reading a Cracked article. Evidently I didn't wash my hands well enough, and absent-mindedly rubbed my eye. Then the burning sensation started. My mouth was fine though which I found odd. I looked at my eye in the mirror, and the white part was essentially all red. I proceeded to have a shower, but the scalding hot water only burned more. I'm now fine after about half an hour.
I warn thee, Pit dwellers, woe betide any who follow my foolhardy path. Woe! I have taken upon my person the burden of face-palming myself. Help me out, Pit!
#2
tl;dr
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#3
Quote by WattsyBoy97
tl;dr


he touched a pimento and rubbed his eye after. it burned

EDIT: worst thread this week...
Quote by edge11
yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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#4
Be glad it wasn't a jabañero.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#5
Quote by Wesseem
he touched a pimento and rubbed his eye after. it burned

EDIT: worst thread this week...

thanks a bunch!
#6
Quote by Wesseem
he touched a pimento and rubbed his eye after. it burned

EDIT: worst thread this week...


oh i got all excited for nothing
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2