#1
Ok, basically I am going to build a BBQ for my parents since they are to incompetent to do it themselves.

So pit, I am asking, what extra things or features should I add onto this BBQ to make it the most epic thing known to man.

Would post a pic, but I don't know what kind it is yet. I haven't opened the box.

I just want to see what you guys come up with.
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#2
Make it able to give hand jobs? That would be pretty sweet.

Edit: Or give it cannons.
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Instant thread making so you don't have to do it anymore.

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#5
You need a man's BBQ

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I need to buy that when I get my own house
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#9
build it out of a barrel.

A big pork smoking machine
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A Dildo and a Fleshlight. Heated Fun.
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#17
You should make a ghetto grill.

Take a keg, cut it in half longways, sauter some chicken wire to it and cut a flap in one end so you can put charcoal in.

I know someone that's made one of those, and it is by far the most redneck thing I've ever seen... but it grills a damn good burger.
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#18
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You should make a ghetto grill.

Take a keg, cut it in half longways, sauter some chicken wire to it and cut a flap in one end so you can put charcoal in.

I know someone that's made one of those, and it is by far the most redneck thing I've ever seen... but it grills a damn good burger.


Way cooler than Mondo Burger.

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#20
Ok I just got back from finishing it.

I'm sorry but the parts for making those suggestions were not included in the box.

WTF is wrong with these people!!! DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT IN GRILLS

I'll post pics later if you guys really want them
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#21
do it better than homer j simpson did


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#22

This might do
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