#1
my birthday is next week and i cant really think of anytihng to do....

so i was wondering if anybody has any ideas

since im so lazy to post what im in to just tell me what some good bday party ideas you have
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#4
wtf?? lol
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#6
Circlejerk to a watermelon.
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#7
Get so drunk/stoned that you can't remember it?
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#9
laser tag.

bitches love laser tag.
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#10
Orgy
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#11
The obligatory Birthday Suit.
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#12
ok ppl describe what these monstrosities are
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#14
Quote by The Jake
ok ppl describe what these monstrosities are

The word "watermelon" refers to both fruit and plant of a vine-like (climber and trailer) herb originally from southern Africa and one of the most common types of melon. This flowering plant produces a special type of fruit known by botanists as a pepo, which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center
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#16
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ok ppl describe what these monstrosities are

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#18
birthday secks

PRS SE Custom w/ Duncans
Classic Vibe 50's Strat
Egnater Rebel 20
Egnater Rebel 112x Cab
Crate v18-112 w/ Eminence Private Jack


USSR Big Muff Pi
Line 6 Echo Park
Boss BD-2
Vox Wah
Guitar Rig 3



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Hook 'em
#19
All take turns trying to impregnate your mother
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Vox Ac 30 (main)
Fender Supersonic with Krank Krankenstien 4x12
OR 50 with 4 x 12
Gassing for ibanes airplane flanger
#22
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The word "watermelon" refers to both fruit and plant of a vine-like (climber and trailer) herb originally from southern Africa and one of the most common types of melon. This flowering plant produces a special type of fruit known by botanists as a pepo, which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center

thats the first time you've made me lol
#23
laser tag. 6 vs 6 or higher. walk around like you're duke fu(king nukem.
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#24
How old are you gonna be?

On that note, get laid.

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#25
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How old are you gonna be?

On that note, get laid.


I wish all 59 year olds were like you.

I'm gonna be 16 hombre
#27
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Fake your own death and them appear inside the cake.


Or you could really die and then appear inside the cake?

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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


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#28
Quote by Gibshall
How old are you gonna be?

On that note, get laid.


I wish all 59 year olds were like you.


im gonna be 17
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#30
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Get drunk with friends?

Or get friends with a drunk.
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#32
Quote by Final !mpact
Or drunk friends get with a watermelon.

Or watermelon friends with a drunk goat.
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#33
Quote by Kensai
Or watermelon friends with a drunk goat.


Or a friends goat gets drunk with a watermelons disco waffle.

EDIT: Even I, in my sleeping pill induced state, think that that was kind of weird...
Last edited by Final !mpact at Aug 8, 2009,
#36
well todays my bday and we inflated a giant spongebob balloon lol
#37
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well todays my bday and we inflated a giant spongebob balloon lol

that sounds incredibly lame.

seriously tho
go to a park and get drunk
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#38
Mabye some late night streaking?

I love a good streak and this is the ideal time for it.