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#1
I have a ridiculously big spider my wall, that divides me from my sleeping parents room. it seems to have found a nice comfortable spot. im gonna try and kill it while its still. i cant slam anything becuase my dad will go insane, and i cant have any burn marks on my wallpaper, but that's the last resort. how can i waste this mothaf*cka quietly
#2
fap?
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#4
uh hit it with a shoe or spray it with axe or sumthing
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#6
ridiculously big glass and giant sheet of paper, then whatever your imagination can come up with?

or you know, release it.

or can I run you down if I ever drive past you?
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#7
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Take your shoe and crush it with it, slowly

i already tried this, but it responds quickly to slow movement, and i almost lost the b*stard. he only just surfaced again, i dont wanna waste this chance.
#8
jizz on it, make it drown in your cum

it worked on my sister, so I am pretty sure it would kill a spider
#12
stab the b*stard with a pencil or something. then burn him on the pencil or hold him underwater. u wanna watch the f*cker wriggle? boil some water and drop him in there. lols. or if ur a p*ssy, just mash him with a tissue.
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#14
Lighter.
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#15
Eat it.

But if you're not up for that...cup over spider, paper/card under cup, take outside, place away from house, repeat as required.

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1) Get Cup
2) Get Paper
3) Cover spider with said cup, slide paper underneath
4) Remove spider from wall
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Damn, you beat me to it AND got in a Line 6 Spider joke.
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as good as all this sounds, im bound to my room, and i have to be silent.


Take him outside man.
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#21
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as good as all this sounds, im bound to my room, and i have to be silent.


like i said, mash him with a tissue, piece of paper, napkin, w/e you've got.
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#22
Cup, paper, window?
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#23
i just watched the stupidest video about a scared little kid and a giant spider. lol, tho
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#24
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#25
grab roach/ant killing spray.
spray onto spider.
watch spider dance.
dispose of spider.
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i just watched the stupidest video about a scared little kid and a giant spider. lol, tho


It's a metaphor you know...

But yeah, it's hilarious.

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#27
trap it in a cup, then hold a lighter to the cup to heat the air inside it and roast it alive.
no burns on wall and dead spider, win win situation
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#29
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trap it in a cup, then hold a lighter to the cup to heat the air inside it and roast it alive.
no burns on wall and dead spider, win win situation


Not for the spider...
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#30
Post a 6 part youtube series documenting your battle with the bashtard.
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#33
Catch it and microwave it in a cup with a grape cut in half (but still attached by a little bit of skin) in said cup. Lulz will be had. Oh and videotape it.
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#34
put it in a slap chop with a pickle and some boiled egg, two slaps breakfast XD

( btw that video from north america, effed up. lol.)
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#35
Take a can of axe
Take a lighter
Create a flamethrower
We don't need no water, let the mother f***** burn.
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#39
take a large elastic band, shoot it at the bugger, then when it falls to the floor, squish it with something. however i do not recommend killing spiders EVER, because they kill far more annoying bugs like flies. i feel a little more secure when i see a spider chilling in the corner or something. it's like having bug security... insect patrol.
#40
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take a large elastic band, shoot it at the bugger, then when it falls to the floor, squish it with something. however i do not recommend killing spiders EVER, because they kill far more annoying bugs like flies. i feel a little more secure when i see a spider chilling in the corner or something. it's like having bug security... insect patrol.

This is true. As long as you keep your room clean and don't leave any clothes on your floor, you shouldn't have to worry about the spider coming into contact with you and whatnot.
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