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#1
Pretty self explanitory. Go!

Guitars that tune by voice command. .....Yes, I'm this lazy . .. .
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#3
Light Speed, I wanna travel the galaxy!
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
Quote by RocksAwakening5
I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#4
Cheap personal transport. Like some kind of small one-man car or something.
#6
Quote by The Contagen
Somebody to fap for me so I dont have to do all that arm work.

I felt the fap comment coming, but I figured it was worth the risk.
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#7
Something that we can't want to be invented because it's so out of this world that we can't possibly imagine it.

I want that.
#8
a learning pill. so you don't waste 10+ years of your life in school. you can just pop a pill and know a class.
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
I Pan-Tallica
#9
Quote by crazy8rgood
Something that we can't want to be invented because it's so out of this world that we can't possibly imagine it.

I want that.

I think what you're looking for is the orgasm of death my good man.
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#10
Quote by crazy8rgood
Something that we can't want to be invented because it's so out of this world that we can't possibly imagine it.

I want that.

Sounds cool. What would you use it for?
#13
Quote by Astorga
a learning pill. so you don't waste 10+ years of your life in school. you can just pop a pill and know a class.

*imagines popping too many pills, and the side effects*
Amps:
Fender Frontman 15r

Guitars:
Epiphone Dot Studio
Squier Strat

Pedals:
Crybaby Original Wah
Boss DS-1
#14
Quote by Snake_42
Cheap personal transport. Like some kind of small one-man car or something.


a motorcycle?
MY GEAR:
PRS SE Custom 24
Jackson DKA7
Gibson Explorer
MESA/Boogie Express 5:25
BOSS GT-100

BOSS TU-2
Dunlop Cry Baby Classic
BOSS NS-2
VOX Joe Satriani Ice 9 OD Pedal
VOX Joe Satriani Time Machine Delay Pedal
Ernie Ball Strings
V Picks
#15
Quote by kxy1992
Light Speed, I wanna travel the galaxy!

just watch star wars.
star wars FTW!
My Gear:
Fender Custom Shop Time Machine 1956 relic
plus accessories
Your position and your relationship with music has to be one from the inside. - John Frusciante
and yes, my avatar is weezy, what?
#17
Quote by timeconsumer09
Lightsabers

/thread

i change my mind.
this.
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
I Pan-Tallica
#18
The reliability and versatility of a SS amp, and the tone of a tube amp.
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#20
a pill that i can microwave into any fast-food item.
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#21
An automatic capo that is in the headstock and you just have to do something like double tap the edge of the fret and it gets placed there somehow. I'm so sick of moving mine all over the place especially because it's a POS wrap-around one because I'm too lazy to replace it.
#22
Quote by Koshman32
a motorcycle?

Well... yeah.

I was thinking more along the lines of something a little more enclosed than a bike though. Essentially a cockpit with wheels.
#23
not much of an "invention" really, but they should start installing fleshlights on the back of xbox 360s and also make it cook spaghetti. then id never have to leave the house
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks
#25
Quote by Snake_42
Cheap personal transport. Like some kind of small one-man car or something.



Horse


or


Moose
#26
guitar lesson pills. strings that last forever. drugs that have zero addiction that give you the best trips of your life with no risk of a bad trip. the perfect pickup. instant muscle toning pills.
ability to look into the past to see if jesus is real(not time travel. you might **** up time) infinite orgasms. the perfect girlfriend(not imaginary)
#27
Quote by KurtCobain9898
Horse


or


Moose

I like your thinking. Do they take diesel or unleaded?
#28
A hat that can hold your beer
Quote by x_themetalfan_x
Memes are kind of like black holes; they create themselves and they all really suck.
#31
Invincible picks, strings that stay fresh, the awesomeness of a floyd with the ease of a hardtail...
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#32
Quote by kxy1992
Light Speed, I wanna travel the galaxy!


faster than light speed...or better yet warp drive, since traveling across the galaxy at light speed will still take years
#33
Quote by sw1ss023
The reliability and versatility of a SS amp, and the tone of a tube amp.



Einstein wouldn't even be able to solve this enigma.


only stewie griffin
#35
Quote by DGEdblad
guitar lesson pills. strings that last forever. drugs that have zero addiction that give you the best trips of your life with no risk of a bad trip. the perfect pickup. instant muscle toning pills.
ability to look into the past to see if jesus is real(not time travel. you might **** up time) infinite orgasms. the perfect girlfriend(not imaginary)

You sir have figured out the answers to life. But I don't think I could handle your orgasms.........I mean, infinite .....really??!?!!?!?
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#36
The almighty pear!

OT: Something that took away ALL awkwardness, and made you the most badass, macho motherf*cker around, while around any female.


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#37
Quote by crazy8rgood
Anything.

Holy crap... I want one. Imagine having something that can do anything.

Need a crap? It turns into a toilet and wipes your ass.
Want to play a gig in a field but can't afford a generator? Boom, instant power supply.

I like it.
#38
Quote by cho0onger
The almighty pear!

OT: Something that took away ALL awkwardness, and made you the most badass, macho motherf*cker around, while around any female.

Then all guys would be the same, and women would have a valid point. ........................ WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN DAMMIT
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#39
Quote by cho0onger
The almighty pear!

OT: Something that took away ALL awkwardness, and made you the most badass, macho motherf*cker around, while around any female.

This already exists. It's called the beard.
#40
Quote by Snake_42
Cheap personal transport. Like some kind of small one-man car or something.


The Peel P50 is your friend


EDIT -

*Gasp* The pear!
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
Last edited by Carl6661 at Aug 7, 2009,
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