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"Investigators in Florida say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer. According to a sheriff's report on Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned. Griffin is being held on $US250,000 ($A297,830) bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an lawyer."


http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5787239


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#5
Cats love child porn, didnt you know that?
Obsession! Obsessive! Obsessed! Abscess!
#9
"I was just downloading music!"
*sues man for $300,000*
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#10
MY CAT DOES THIS TOO!!
/sarcasm

Seriously? Child porn? What a sick f*ck.

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#12


silly cat

EDIT: isn't the pear against the rules?
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#14
Quote by IoIwut
*pear*

OH SNAP

Anyways, that's a terrible excuse, I hope he get's even more years added on to his sentence, just because he is THAT BAD at making up excuses.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Aug 7, 2009,
#15
*gasp!* ^^^^


Seriously, his cat? Of any excuse he could've used, he chooses his cat =/.
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#17
can someone explain why the pear is banned plz? i never knew =/

P.S. he obviously made that account just now knowing he would be banned, so its not like his actual account is banned. unless they ip ban him
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#18


This thread keeps getting better and better
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I you for posting this.

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#22
Quote by Dirge Humani
Sounds reasonable. I'm sure that defense will hold up in court.

Got overposted, people got annoyed, yadda yadda yadda.
#23
lol wut pear is actually valid in a thread this bizarre. what a gimp.
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#26
hehe
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#29
Quote by gamenerd323
lol look hes an aug 09er just an alt troll


Just noticed that

and to IoIwut



EDIT: On topic...

... I guess pedobear has made some friends
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Quote by RocksAwakening5
I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#30
That would make a great commercial...

Man leaves room
Cat goes on computer and downloads Child Porn.
Man comes back and watches.


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#31
C'mon guys, it happens ALL the time!

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That would make a great commercial...

Man leaves room
Cat goes on computer and downloads Child Porn.
Man comes back and watches.

For what product exactly?


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#32
'twas longcat!!! we all know his association with pedobear...
also, i spy the pear!!! being used properly!!!111
#33
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*pear*

Obviously a troll.
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#34
Immagine the man was actually innocent..
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#35

THAT DARN CAT
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#36
pear that made me ****ing laugh. Just out of nowhere, the pear appears.
Balls.
#37
My cat did the same thing!
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#38
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For what product exactly?

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#39
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Comcast High Speed Internet

This.


Quote by mattman93
This, atheists talk about religion more then religious people.

Youtube
#40
Quote by crazy8rgood
Comcast High Speed Internet

If it were a Comcast commercial, the cat would jump on the keyboard, trigger the download, and the turtles would have to wait two hours for their video of a 27 year old screwing a 9 year old hermaphrodite, until Comcast comes and saves the day by speeding up the process.
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