#1
to my surprise, there's not a single thread dedicated to pokemon jokes. maybe it's because pokemon is serious business. either way, here we go!

which pokemon can count to 3 in spanish?

artic-uno, zap-dos and mol-tres.
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#4
this gonna be just jokes or visual too? i really dont want to see a ****load of pokedads everywhere

EDIT: googling "pokemon jokes" gets some wierd results:
What did Pikachu say when he saw Ash fall over a cliff?

Answer: Pikachu [that's all he can say].

and here's the mandatory pikajew
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#5
Quote by smartguyreviews
this gonna be just jokes or visual too? i really dont want to see a ****load of pokedads everywhere


as long as it's funny, i guess it doesn't matter
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#6
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to my surprise, there's not a single thread dedicated to pokemon jokes. maybe it's because pokemon is serious business. either way, here we go!

which pokemon can count to 3 in spanish?

artic-uno, zap-dos and mol-tres.

thats not a joke. they named them that way for that reason
#7
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#8
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heres a good one...


Porygon.


yeah...


Ditto.
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#9
I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.
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#10
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thats not a joke. they named them that way for that reason


i'm sorry mr. pokemon
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#11
Why should you never take a shower around a Pokemon?

...It might PIKACHU!
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#12
when should you take a pokemon to the hospital?

when it's koffing.
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#15
How do you get a million pikachus onto a bus? Poke 'em on!

Also, not a joke, but if all the animals are pokemon, does that make all the trainers and people of the world vegetarians?
#17
not a joke, but anyone ever notice how koffing said his name like a retard, but happily coughing (like all pokemon), while weezing was like, weezing and dying?


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#18
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Why should you never take a shower around a Pokemon?

...It might PIKACHU!

AHAHAHA...


i get it
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#20
what do pokemon take for constipation


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#21
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Why should you never take a shower around a Pokemon?

...It might PIKACHU!


I laughed really hard at this for some reason.
#22
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#24


Everyone's probably seen this before but I lol everytime!
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#25
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Everyone's probably seen this before but I lol everytime!


Wait...

Where the fuck is Misty?
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#26
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Wait...

Where the fuck is Misty?


She isn't in that season, its the fail new Pokemon show.


oh and
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I think that's the best.
#28
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Why should you never take a shower around a Pokemon?

...It might PIKACHU!

i love you for that
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I was gonna post this
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#33
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Lol.
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#34
i like talking to girls who like pokemon..... i start talking and its only a short time until i start



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