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This thread is the weirdest thread I've ever made, but I was thinking one day about if Jesus came down from heaven once again as the Son of God and picked up a guitar, how would he play it?

I know it sounds stupid and all, but it's an interesting discussion.
This is a discussion thread, that said.
You don't have to be a Christian, so if you're a Muslim, Buddhist, or whatever, you can replace him with Buddha or Allah.

I think he'll play a single note and that'll resonate throughout the world and change music for ever.
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#2
There have been OVER 9000 threads on what guitar he would play. HOW would he play it is a good question.

He'd probably make the strings resonate without touching them (Fernandes sustainer)

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I swear to god i've seen this thread two or three times before.

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He'd do whatever he does.....


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He'd obviously bring down Hendrix, Keith Moon and Cliff Burton to form the ultimate afterlife band.
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I think if Jesus played the guitar, he'd be totally crap at it, but over time word of mouth would elevate him to Hendrix-like status.

And yes, this thread has been done many-a-time before.
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He'd obviously bring down Hendrix, Keith Moon and Cliff Burton to form the ultimate afterlife band.

That's a great point, didn't think of that.

And they'd all have wings with them like angels.
Janis Joplin and Marvin Gaye will likely sing backup vocals with him.
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he'ld probably be quite the popular artist...what with having a religious following and all
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They were the first dead musicians I could think of that would form a band with Jesus. He'd obviously take lead vocals as well.
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As in "jesus can whammy without a"?
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He'll blow away all those crappy worship bands, that's for sure
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#20
He would probably play some br00tal tr00 kvlt blakk metall from norway, just to rebel his father
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#21
He'll probably resurrect Chuck Schuldiner, Cliff Burton and recruit Gene Hoglan to form the best band on the world.
#22


Jesus already plays the guitar.

So yeahm Music Man guitars through rack effects and a Mesa.
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This thread is the weirdest thread I've ever made, but I was thinking one day about if Jesus came down from heaven once again as the Son of God and picked up a guitar, how would he play it?

I know it sounds stupid and all, but it's an interesting discussion.
This is a discussion thread, that said.
You don't have to be a Christian, so if you're a Muslim, Buddhist, or whatever, you can replace him with Buddha or Allah.

I think he'll play a single note and that'll resonate throughout the world and change music for ever.


What guitar does he have here?
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That's pretty sad...being your own friend
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Jesus already plays the guitar.

So yeahm Music Man guitars through rack effects and a Mesa.


Jesus is Middle Eastern, not Italian American so no
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How about, "Jesus is just Alright"? Gotta cover the Doobs!!
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#32
he'd be in a nirvana cover band
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he'd be in a nirvana cover band


he's meddling with the wrong religion then
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He'd play a type of music everybody liked.
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#37
Jesus plays the electric organ... but I suppose if he were to play guitar, he would play with a pick made from a giant nail. He would probably use the holes in his hands for some wild effect as well.
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#38
He would play in a Bad Religion cover band to rebel against his dad.
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#39
Jesus would, of course, play an Encore Strat (£75 with an amp) and make it sound cool.
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#40

Jesus doesnt play the guitar-Satan does.


I'm atheist so I dont think much of this thread.
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