#1
i was thinking that although we have rules for the pit......there are probably some unspoken public rules......so what are they....what are some of the unspoken rules that all pit monkeys follow?
#2
1, you do not make threads asking what the public rules are

2, you do not make threads asking what the public rules are


this thread is now about fight club
Last edited by DieGarbageMan at Aug 8, 2009,
#3
-Rape cures anything
-When in doubt, fap
-Cumming blood is the ultimate display of affection
-The Marshall MG series have crushing overdrive
-Love Kensai
-Love Carmel
-Fap some more
-Take it to the relationship thread
-Assume you're the oldest and coolest person whenever you start a new thread.
-There must be a searchbar joke on the first page of any new thread that isn't completely obscure
-When a thread asks about bad experiences, the first experiences to be mentioned must be related to the thread or the TS
Last edited by sashki at Aug 8, 2009,
#5
1st RULE: You do not talk about The Pit

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about The Pit

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the thread is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a thread

5th RULE: One thread at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Threads will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at The Pit, you HAVE to post.

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#6
If a girl appears, there shall be a swordfight to determine which male has his way with her.
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#7
Always post naked. Always.

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#9
Quote by sashki
-Rape cures anything
-When in doubt, fap


wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#10
Never expect sympathy from the pit-even if your family dies. You will just be laughed at and mocked.

use the searchbar.

Never start an angry thread- you will be raped

Dont post stories about disagreements with your parents. The pit sides with them, unfortunately.


Oh, nearly forgot:

*Inserts un-obscure searchbar joke*
Originally Posted by Dawginator
Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
Last edited by Jacek.W at Aug 8, 2009,
#12
1) There are no unspoken rules, the pit cannot implicitly understand rules. They must be on "The Rules!" announcement, or they will not be obeyed.
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#14
The rules in 'The Rules' do not have punishment unless said rule is really getting on Zappp's tits. Posting of the lol wut pear is exempt from this.
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#15
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#1 Rule.
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#16
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1st RULE: You do not talk about The Pit

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about The Pit

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the thread is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a thread

5th RULE: One thread at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Threads will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at The Pit, you HAVE to post.

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#20
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#21
Whever possible, provide photographic evidence to illustrate your point.
This is known as the "Pics or eet didnt hapenn" rule.
Last edited by jimmyled at Aug 8, 2009,
#22
So your in a shoop thread and somebody post's a pic that seems unchanged from the original. This could mean one of 3 things.

1. The pic is actually unchanged and the poster wants to put you through the agony of going over it with a fine comb for an hour trying to find something.

2. Similar to the above option except this time about 10 seconds in to searching it changes to the freakiest ****ing face you've ever seen in your life causing you to fall off your chair.

3. Pedobear or Samuel L Jackson.
.

Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


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#23
Any film/'so its a guys night in' thread must include a reference to the Prestiege.

Any 'u guize wnt believ wat hapinz to meh' thread must have atleast 1 Tom & Russel reference on the front page.
#24
any presence of a girl must be accompanied by a moment of contemplating how we got a girl here, followed by one uger posting an inappopriate comment, followed by a moment of awkward silence
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#26
If you are TS you must post the pear and pay it some respect, this is the only way to do it and not get banned

not being banned means you can start more stupid threads
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#27
Rule 1. Davrosss isn't allowed to make photoshop threads.
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#28
Quote by El Hilliaro
So your in a shoop thread and somebody post's a pic that seems unchanged from the original. This could mean one of 3 things.

1. The pic is actually unchanged and the poster wants to put you through the agony of going over it with a fine comb for an hour trying to find something.

2. Similar to the above option except this time about 10 seconds in to searching it changes to the freakiest ****ing face you've ever seen in your life causing you to fall off your chair.

3. Pedobear or Samuel L Jackson.

What about Samwise L Jackson?
#30
a post isn't a post if you're not fapping while doing it
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#31
dont assume everyone on this site was born with a penis.

im a girl..not dude or bro..
#32
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dont assume everyone on this site was born with a penis.

im a girl..not dude or bro..

Here TS we have a good exemple of another unspoken rule
applying the unspoken rule : the girl is a lie !!!
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Lol at Bender

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I got to warn you for spam though...

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Nicely put good sir

I witnessed Night Of The Pear 2
#34
1.One must make sexual innuendo at every possible opportunity and the first posts of a thread posting an article of news will always be puns related to the topic.

2. Everyone hates Fassa. No exceptions.