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#1
So my parents may or may not be gone pretty much all day and I'm wondering what should do. Any suggestions?
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Divinecrossfire...

Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
#2
inb4 fap

EDIT: What do you like to do that you normally can't do when they are there? Play guitar at 11, get stoned, have wild sex in your kitchen....
#3
Move out.
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#4
Stay here in the Pit.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
Fap in your parents bed, now is your only chance to ever do it.
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I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


Music things

PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
#9
Walk around in only pants, have a stupidly long shower, piss in the sink, have a wank in every room of the house, tuck my dick and balls between my legs and dance around to really loud 80s music, watch some porn on really high volume, get the vacuum cleaner to suck me off.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#10
Fap.
Have a boy over.
Have a girl over.
Lift weights.


All of the above are acceptable options.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#11
Invite Kensai over.
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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#16
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inb4 fap

EDIT: What do you like to do that you normally can't do when they are there? Play guitar at 11, get stoned, have wild sex in your kitchen....

Done and done

Her parents were at home too, they were just on the third floor of her place.
Last edited by wizards? at Aug 8, 2009,
#17
Quote by imdeth
Go through everyone's drawers and stimulate your anus with foods.

STOP WATCHING ME!
#18
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Go through everyone's drawers and stimulate your anus with foods.

"Oh Mister Carrot, you're so raw!"
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#19
spend all your day thinking about what you want to do
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#21
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Invite Kensai over.


I'll bring the lube.

And charm bracelets.
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#22
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I'll bring the lube.

And charm bracelets.

Will you bring your mom?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
id have a long cry since i had to ask people in the pit. it should just come to you without needing help
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#24
Sleep in until 4, get up and play guitar as loudly as possible until my fingers ****ING BLEED. Go back to sleep.
Gear:

-Guitars-
Esp/LTD JH-200
Ibanez RG2EX2
Yamaha FD01

-Amps-
Marshall MGDFX250 (It was a Gift)
Peavey Vypyr 15 watt

-Effects-
Digitech DF-7
#26
It's obvious your just gonna stay here in the pit, wanking all day like you usually do, so why ask?
Main Gear:

ESP Eclipse CTM I
Dean 'Shards' Razorback
Chapman Guitars ML-1
Ibanez AEL40SE Acoustic
Blackstar HT-5 Mini Stack
EHX Metal Muff
EHX Small Clone
#29
Par-tay!
CuSO4

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
#30
I cook, since my mom isn't here to cook. I play guitar at late hours. I smoke weed. I walk around naked. I fap whenever i feel like it. I watch porn in the living room with the volume up. I do the slidey thingy from Risky Business in my undies.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#31
Take advantage of the quiet time to get some valuable study done, you ****ing rebel.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#36
Piss on the walls and blame it on the cat/dog/younger bro/sis/hobo in the alley
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Happy birthday


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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#39
Quote by rabidguitarist
Walk around in only pants, have a stupidly long shower, piss in the sink, have a wank in every room of the house, tuck ->my<- dick and balls between ->my<- legs and dance around to really loud 80s music, watch some porn on really high volume, get the vacuum cleaner to suck ->me<- off.

Que?
#40
Try to bend spoons with your mind power.
Originally Posted by Dawginator
Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
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