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#1
http://conceptlab.com/simulator/

It's seriously the worst **** ever. To those who have played it: Does anything ever happen differently? Is there anything you can do to make things happen differently? Can you get a lunch break? Can you get fired from your job? Can you get promoted? Or is it just the same, horrible, depressing day-in day-out bull**** over and over again? In my experience, it's the latter. Help me out with some answers, UG.
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#3
i just lost.




on a slightly cooler note; your avatar is from X-files and that makes you awesome.
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#4
That was pretty pathetic, i wish i hadnt just wasted my time.
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#5
Quote by courtkid1012
I just lost the game.


Me too...
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I you for posting this.

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8/7/09


^ I was there
#6
can i have my ten minutes back?
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#7
I Won bitches!
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#8
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on a slightly cooler note; your avatar is from X-files and that makes you awesome.


Why thank you, kind sir. I believe you're the first person on UG to catch that! Congrats to you!
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#10
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Why thank you, kind sir. I believe you're the first person on UG to catch that! Congrats to you!


Nowai What Episode is it from??

it looks cool!
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#13
Dude, to be honest... I'm SO sick of people talking about 'The Game'.

It's the dumbest thing. It's not even funny or amusing. In fact, the point is to NOT be conscious of it at all. Why bother acknowledging it at all if you hate losing. That's how to fucking WIN.

Stop fucking playing it.
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#15
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Nowai What Episode is it from??

it looks cool!


"The Host". Episode 2 of season 2.
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#16
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Dude, to be honest... I'm SO sick of people talking about 'The Game'.

It's the dumbest thing. It's not even funny or amusing. In fact, the point is to NOT be conscious of it at all. Why bother acknowledging it at all if you hate losing. That's how to fucking WIN.

Stop fucking playing it.

This thread is about the Life Simulator game I posted a link to, not "The Game" that everyone hates losing so much.
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#17
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Dude, to be honest... I'm SO sick of people talking about 'The Game'.

It's the dumbest thing. It's not even funny or amusing. In fact, the point is to NOT be conscious of it at all. Why bother acknowledging it at all if you hate losing. That's how to fucking WIN.

Stop fucking playing it.


Chill man, its just fun to play. However, its not for everyone
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#18
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This thread is about the Life Simulator game I posted a link to, not "The Game" that everyone hates losing so much.


I'm aware, but I think you should come to the realization your thread has been hijacked.
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#19
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I'm aware, but I think you should come to the realization your thread has been hijacked.

Yeah, I'm not gonna deny it.
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#21
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I just lost the game.

dammit! i didnt even think of that until you said it
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#23
The point of the game is to show people how pointless life is when all you do is stick to a daily routine. Based on your reactions, I'd say it succeeded.
#24
Ahh, I remember this game! Found it on bored.com when I was like 9, thought it was entertaining then.


I don't know what was wrong with me.
#25
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i saw it too

Then congrats to you as well. I posted a few times in some thread about avatars and nobody got it. It was lame. Now, there's suddenly cool people who understand my avatar! Huzzah!!!
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#26
Also, to answer the question, no. Its the same **** over and over. It actually motivates me to do things now, as I don't want my life to end up like that >.>
#27
Quote by HolyWars90
"The Host". Episode 2 of season 2.


Is that the episode where they find this creature and in the end (er... spoiler) they chase it down the sewes and it gets cut in half? Or is it from the freakshow episode? Because it looks like it's from the former episode, but the name of the episode suggests it's from the latter.

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The point of the game is to show people how pointless life is when all you do is stick to a daily routine. Based on your reactions, I'd say it succeeded.


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#28
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Is that the episode where they find this creature and in the end (er... spoiler) they chase it down the sewes and it gets cut in half? Or is it from the freakshow episode? Because it looks like it's from the former episode, but the name of the episode suggests it's from the latter.

It's the former. I believe the freakshow episode you're referring to is "Humbug" from later in season 2.
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#29
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Chill man, its just fun to play. However, its not for everyone

No. It is hardly a game. It's just a statement. And how is it fun? It takes 1 second to announce that you "lost the game", and it gets annoying and retarded after a few days.
#30
Quote by headbangerbuggy
Dude, to be honest... I'm SO sick of people talking about 'The Game'.

It's the dumbest thing. It's not even funny or amusing. In fact, the point is to NOT be conscious of it at all. Why bother acknowledging it at all if you hate losing. That's how to fucking WIN.

Stop fucking playing it.

and you just lost
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#31
Quote by headbangerbuggy
Dude, to be honest... I'm SO sick of people talking about 'The Game'.

It's the dumbest thing. It's not even funny or amusing. In fact, the point is to NOT be conscious of it at all. Why bother acknowledging it at all if you hate losing. That's how to fucking WIN.

Stop fucking playing it.

When you lose The Game, you must announce that you lost The Game. There is no way to win The Game, because even if you're on your death bed and think "I'm about to win The Game!", you just lost.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Aug 8, 2009,
#32
At least The Game of LIFE could be won...
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#34
It's so God damn boring!

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#37
This is the most ridiculously awesome game ever.

Here's my diary entry

Captain's log, Stardate 201703
This was the most ridiculously amazing day ever, I got up, slept through my alarm,drove to work fast, made SIX! Big macs,drove home PATHETICALLY slow\, watched EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL! And then WROTE IN MY ****ING DIARY!
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#38
this has to be the weirdest game i have ever played
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#39
Captain's log, Stardate 201704
I believe today was even more ridiculously amazing than yesterday. I woke up when my alarm first woke me sleep. Took a fiendish shower, for the temperature never managed to stay at a constant degree. After exiting the shower I decided to start a new fashion trend. I wore my ever so clever Spam T-shirt and my always stylish, blue jeans. I decided to feast on some mini wheats whilst reading educational writings located on rear of the box. After finishing my leisure reading, I exited the premises and entered my automobile and drove to work faster than a skipping ninny. I then proceded to place my uniform on myself, I had the pleasure of preparing Eight big macs today. I came home and ate the perfectly portioned meal. I did slim it down because I noticed that my starch, vitamin C & E, and protein levels have been a tad high for my tastes, I then proceded to watch channel 6, and this is where I am now.

P.S.
I had the most horrendous nightmare last night, I was preparing high fat content sandwich for morbidly obese children, why would I do such a wretched thing as condemning these children to a life of obesity crime, and heroin addiction.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#40
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
The point of the game is to show people how pointless life is when all you do is stick to a daily routine. Based on your reactions, I'd say it succeeded.


Wow. Took a while for anyone to realize... that was my first thought when reading TS's post was that it's a damn good simulator (I haven't tried it)...
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