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#3
Earl looks like a nice person....the women of UG should try to get one like him
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#4
Jesus christ, they're all so damn ugly.

EDIT, this is clearly a joke website. Look.

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I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
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Name: Akim
It's actually quite ridiculous that I'm here. I do extremely well for myself - meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don't really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes.
Location: Lebanon


and here he is ladies





there are some ugly cocky f*ckers on that site
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#8
Is this thing for real?
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#9
I swear that David is on youtube somewhere and that Steven is Charles Manson...
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you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#11
Is this a joke? Their descriptions are hilarious

"Here because I got booted off of Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm ok now"
#12


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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#14

"I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs"."

>_>
#16
I love this. *Emails this to all of his feminine friends, along with a note saying how much sexy man-meat there is to be had*
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
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Jesus christ, they're all so damn ugly.

EDIT, this is clearly a joke website. Look.


That's all I want in a man
Hey Meg.
Proud of you.
#18
Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot.
Location: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.
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That's all I want in a man

Then maybe we should get together.
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
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Then maybe we should get together.


You get the pole, I'll get the grease.
Hey Meg.
Proud of you.
#22

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
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Quote by PullTigerTail
You get the pole, I'll get the grease.

You ready to chop some wood?
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#24
Name: David
Ladies, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!).
Location: Perth, Australia


Much like me, David is quite clearly a player. I love elongated torso's aswell.
#25
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You ready to chop some wood?


I'm always ready to chop wood.
Hey Meg.
Proud of you.
#26


Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now. Location: Manitoba, Canada
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I'm always ready to chop wood.

Tehehee.
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#29


Name: Fernando
(Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope...
Location: El Salvador


The name's Charlie!


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#31
Finally, I really need a man around the house. All this yard work isn't going to do itself!
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#32
Is this a joke? I'm pretty sure all of the dudes on that site are mutants.
We spent a lifetime on the
Beaches of Normandy in vain


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#33
I did the compatibility test, it asked me if I bathe more or less than once a week.
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#35
The compability test is really weird

9. Which of these characteristics do you identify with

A: I enjoy being friendly and helping others
B: I have been known to torture small animals


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#36
"Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks."

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#37
This works better than the laugh you lose thread!
"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus." - Marilyn Monroe
#38
This can't actually be real, can it?

talk about an ego booster...
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#40
Quote by Kensai
The compability test is really weird

9. Which of these characteristics do you identify with

A: I enjoy being friendly and helping others
B: I have been known to torture small animals


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12. What is a more interesting weekend activity

A: hosting a barbecue with good friends and relatives
B: wasting time by yourself on ridiculous web sites
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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