#2
Sometimes I just love Fox News.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#3
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Sometimes I just love Fox News.

Exactly what I was thinking.
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#4
Ok america seriously needs to change a few things here...
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#5
Quote by Kensai
Ok america seriously needs to change a few things here...
Yeah, this is like a problem combo.
#8
Quote by ctb
Yeah, this is like a problem combo.

We've got

- Obesity
- Gun control
- Prison system

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol.


A train full of stupid...
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#9
Quote by Kensai
We've got

- Obesity
- Gun control
- Prison system

*quote*

A train full of stupid...
I don't know whether to laugh or care.
#10
Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol.


I think I found out where he went wrong.

/\/\ Dammit!

Actually re-reading that quote, i've noticed that it says the gun was unloaded, i'm just imagining the scene "Get down! I've got an unloaded fire arm and i'm not afraid to pretend i'm going to use it!".
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#12
Quote by rigiddigits
What an enterprising fellow.

EDIT:


o_O

I didn't even see that.
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#13


What else does he hide in there?
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Unplug keyboard.
Place it in your butt so you can't post anymore.


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You deserve some form of awesome reward, but I'm to lazy. Imagine the rest of these:


#14
Quote by ctb
I don't know whether to laugh or care.

I'm just laughing

Quote by TheBigProjekt


What else does he hide in there?


Lando Calrissian.
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#15
Quote by rigiddigits
What an enterprising fellow.

EDIT:


o_O

Well, the father and son on seperate rape charges is maybe slightly better than father and son charged with the same rape.


Well, maybe not.
#17
Quote by TheBigProjekt


What else does he hide in there?


The two midgets from The Venture Bros.
Schecter Loomis
LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

Quote by emagdnimasisiht
haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#18
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#19
that guys a badass

what else could be there, id hate to be the person who'd check with a crowbar to lift the guys tits
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I lol'd hard


Quote by tattyreagh
That's terrible and hilarious in equal measures...



theyre talking about my comment
#20
Quote by Kensai
We've got

- Obesity
- Gun control
- Prison system


A train full of stupid...

lol the best way to put it
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#21
Quote by MightyAl
Well, the father and son on seperate rape charges is maybe slightly better than father and son charged with the same rape.


Well, maybe not.


If they were working together towards a common goal there'd at least be some father and son bonding......


"Hold her arms son,I'll show you the move that got your mother pregnant!"


Holy sh*t,I'm a terrible person

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#22
Quote by Pr0gNut
If they were working together towards a common goal there'd at least be some father and son bonding......


"Hold her arms son,I'll show you the move that got your mother pregnant!"


Holy sh*t,I'm a terrible person

They could have high-fived during and after, too.
Now that's bonding.
#23
Quote by MightyAl
They could have high-fived during and after, too.
Now that's bonding.


Yeah,they'd be walking away from the scene and he'd kinda tussle his sons hair and put his hand on his shoulder and say "I'm proud of you son,I really am" as the victim lays weeping and covered in blood and semen in some haggard back alley.


I'm pretty sure lifetime made this into a movie at some point.I could swear that I've seen commercials like this

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#24
Quote by rigiddigits
What an enterprising fellow.

EDIT:

(Invalid img)
o_O

oh wow
#25
Did he forget it was there or something?
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-Ronald Reagan

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-George Washington
#27
I guess you could say... he confused cloetta with beretta...
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#28
Quote by Kensai
I guess you could say... he confused cloetta with beretta...

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#29
Quote by sporkman7
With a large fries
Quote by Kensai
I guess you could say... he confused cloetta with beretta...
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#30
Is digital piracy akin to being a paedophile in Texas? Why did he have to smuggle a gun in after being in for such a menial crime
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#31
Quote by Kensai
I guess you could say... he confused cloetta with beretta...

it's not witty in this one
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#33
Quote by Yakult
Is digital piracy akin to being a paedophile in Texas? Why did he have to smuggle a gun in after being in for such a menial crime


Digital piracy is the new double homocide of minors and necrophiliac rape afterwards.

Quote by Venice King
it's not witty in this one

It's the same ****ing thread
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#34
that is amazing.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#35
Quote by KGB_INC
I hate America. I unfortunately have to live here.

It's probably because you are a communist.

Communism is for n00bs, anyway. Everyone knows the left-wingers are reppin' Socialism now!
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

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#36
No one has the balls to search in those rolls. I am dissapoint.
You just know he's hiding something awesome under there...
#37
Quote by rigiddigits
What an enterprising fellow.

EDIT:


o_O
WTF

This world...
Looking for my India/Django.