I have a plan.
I'll start drinking whisky, and if I don't get swine flu, that'll be why. If I do get swine flu, it'll be because I didn't drink enough.
lol i'd test that theory
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Could this be true?

Drinking whisky prevents & cures swine flu!


I'll drink to that!

Cool story bro

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Well yes, it's rather desinfective.

However, it does mess up your natural immune system, right?

Should it do so, I'll be the first to yell "IT IS F*CKING LUPUS"
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All whiskey cures everything...

...err, except Hepatitis, it makes that worse.
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They're urging them to drink Welsh whisky instead.
I've never had Welsh whisky before, so dunno what it's like.
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