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#1
Alright, stik with me here. Tis will blow your ****ing aminds,

The Cigarette companies are behind the anti-smoking campoagn,

Why you ask? Hm?!

Good queitons, senioritas!~

Reverse psychjology.

Stik with me, remember. Thank you. Anyways... So teenagers are tyopically rebelioous, they do the opposite of what their parents says, amiright? Si they are wjut any authority that tells them something. Take for instance, a stern viice on a commerical saying "DON"T SMOAK!". Bella-ruse, bella-ruse!

You, as teenagers, are gonna smoke, right? Of course! Because of reverse psychology. You hear one thing, and do the different. Don't smoke = smoke? Or does smoke = don't smoke. (fade out e effect in soize, large to smallz).

We don't hear smoking is cool commericals, ONLY the opposite... (reason why its the tobacco companies behind it all, what you say?!)

Exactly. There are no advocates for smoking, only against smoking, so there is no reverse smoke = don't smoke, only don't smoke --> SMOAK! So with those synapses opened, and only those, the reverse psychology results in smoke. So that's what you do.

And who better to run these comericals but the tobacco companies swho want you to smoke? By seeing a position (anti smoke), you assume an opposite counter (smokin is cool, sosmoke). Shouldn't the cigarette companies being pushing to smalk? Yes, those very ASSUMEd commericals. With them running the anti, they save money in assuming the pro-, avoiding all possible legal **** (parents against their kids smokingciaarreetes) and health sand stuff, you assume someone is pushing smoking. No one is. If there was only a smoke commercial, and no anti, people would smoke. Because of reverse [pych\\. So with reverse psychology of the only seen commericals (dont smoke), you receive dont smoke = smoke "pills" --> done by tobacco comapies = people who WANT you to smoke.

End oif story?

?


Ps. Imagine this (christianity + hinduism... im atheist, but this is still mindblowing **** no matter what you belief_

So...

Christianty = resurrection (back to life after death)

Hiudn = reincarnation ("new" life after death with same soul)

Jesus dies. Christians say resurrected. What if, instead, reINCARNATED! Rather than die, go to heaven as himself, and reenter his same body in the same "life" (think as in Mario mushrooms) he die (one mushrrom goes, infinite left (reincarnation symbolism))), he is reINCARNATEd --> Jesus with "x" lives dies --> Soul goes to heaven from OLD body, leaves to go to ANOTHER body --> Jesus with "y" lives comes back (known as reincarnation in Hindi) --> enters "another?" body --> LOIK, ITZ TEH OLD ONEZ! On accident. He happened to be one of the infinitely small people who are affected by "dont get my old bodies" syndrom, and jesus, lo and behold, is a casualty. He isn't resurrected as the christians say, he was reincarnated as the hindus (and i belief buddhists too) say, so that means...


HINDUS WIN. Reincarnation > resurrection(what the christians believe).

End? For now, yes... yess.. yesss...
#2
Are you drunk or is your keyboard just sticky? I'm leaning towards the former due to the conspiracy theory.
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#3
i tried reading the first paragraph and abruptly stopped at "Si they are wjut any authority that tells them something."
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Are you drunk or is your keyboard just sticky? I'm leaning towards the former due to the conspiracy theory.

This
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#6
wat.
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#9
yeah, what he said. "Don't Smoark"
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#10
Actually the cigarette companies pay for the anti-smoking commercials because of a lawsuit settlement.
#12
You lost credibility when you misspelt most of that.

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#13
When you're drunk everything fits together, doesn't it?
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#15
I raged for a lightyear.

I mean it, that post made me so damn angry.
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#20
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Actually the cigarette companies pay for the anti-smoking commercials because of a lawsuit settlement.


Same idea, cigarette company workers posing as anti-smokers sued the cigarette comapny (same idea bihend the pepsi/diet pepsi commercias, companying suing another department within the comapny). Apply the first post, boo-yah. It all goes back to the cigarette company.
#21


half spanish and half english.......cant speak both at the same time....thats just greedy
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Are you drunk or is your keyboard just sticky? I'm leaning towards the former due to the conspiracy theory.


this and also


the "you don't always die from tobacco" cowboy, he makes me never ever want to smoke.
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#26
Yeah! All for one and none for all! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurray for non-conformity!

But on topic--wut?
#27
Ah, I love drunk posts.
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i tried reading the first paragraph and abruptly stopped at "Si they are wjut any authority that tells them something."

lol thats as far as i got too
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#29
Tsk tsk.

Popes shouldnt write drunken conspiracy theories

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#31
I can so imagine you typing that post at a hundred miles an hour. lol

And it definitely was mind blowing. I have a headache now.

Was a good read though.....lol
#32
The smoking one kind of makes sense but he religion seems a little out there, I like the mention of mario mushrooms though.
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#33
So that's what CC's do....
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#34
Meh... if anything it'd be a 'betting on all horses' type of strategy. If they have people in both smoking and stop-smoking initiatives they could likely predict rises and falls in demand and adjust accordingly. Would be a stupid waste of resources though.
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So that's what CC's do....

yep.

Conspiracy Confusers.
#36
Heartbreaker, I almost forgot you existed.

What a comeback.
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#37
Thank you for your amazing insight, Heartbreaker. Not please get yourself out of the pool of piss that is surely in front of your computer and keep the rest of your conspiracies to yourself


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i tried reading the first paragraph and abruptly stopped at "Si they are wjut any authority that tells them something."

Yeah, me too.
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#40
That's amazing Heartbreaker! Now get back on the bus, because it's Macaroni night tonight in the cafeteria!
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