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Basically if you were to go across America through each state, what are some places or some things that you must go or do.

So I'll start.

New York: Go to Manny's Guitars
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Hawaii: Leave.
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Maine: Look at some trees.
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Hawaii: Leave.


Pennsylvania: Get the fuck out.

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Michigan: Lose your job.
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Maryland: Eat crabs
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Manny's is closed down for good

but Rudy's is still open

i pick Boston, Massachusetts: eat lots and lots of amazing seafood.
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West Virginia: Drive badly.
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Indiana: Admire the miles and miles of corn.
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North Carolina: Burt's Bees, Barrier Islands, Downtown Raleigh.
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California: Become famous, get wasted, OD, rehab, become wash up.
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Manny's is closed down for good

but Rudy's is still open

i pick Boston, Massachusetts: eat lots and lots of amazing seafood.

WFT are you for real...dammit I never got the chance to go

Indiana: drive by staring at corn for about 9/10 of the ride
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Ohio:

...

I got nothing.
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Wisconsin: Drive around asking for directions to Point Place.
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Delaware-Go to the weekly local dirt track races for kicks. Also, try you hand at sports betting, suckers.
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Ohio:

...

I got nothing.

Cedar Point.
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#22
virginia: go to DC, smoke marijuana.
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#23
Rhode Island: Eat legal sea food.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
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Cedar Point.

A breakthrough!

Though, I live just north of Cinci, and going to Cinci is about as much fun as sticking my face in a blender.
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Kansas: See wheatfields as you drive through to get to Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Nebraska. And see a KU basketball game
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WFT are you for real...dammit I never got the chance to go


yea they closed down around May. the recession hit them hard from what i understand.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/01/nyregion/01mannys.html

i actually went to Manny's twice, and it's nice and all....but i prefer Rudy's. their gear is so much nicer there, it feels more like an art exhibit than a guitar store.

oh and California, go to the Carvin and Mesa factories.
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A breakthrough!

Though, I live just north of Cinci, and going to Cinci is about as much fun as sticking my face in a blender.

You think you have it bad! I'm on the very southern tip right next to KY and WV.
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You think you have it bad! I'm on the very southern tip right next to KY and WV.

Oh man, I feel bad for you now my Ohioan brother.
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Florida: Die
New York: Get frustrated by the traffic
Connecticut/Vermont: Leave with the knowledge that you're poor
South Carolina: Get discriminated against because you aren't a Christian
Utah: Nothing unless you're 21
Calfornia: Get horrible plastic surgery and get a TV show (See Tila Tequila)
New Mexico: Wonder what's so "new" about it

That's all I got for now, be back later.
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Rhode Island- Go to the East Side in Providence...


Who am I kidding, Rhode Island doesn't have much but it's better than having miles and miles of corn fields.


EDIT- I forgot about Del's Lemonade, probably the best thing known to mankind.

And coffee milk and bubblers. And accents that are phonetically displeasing.
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Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, and Colorado: Be in all four at once.

Even though I live in Pennsylvania.

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Ohio:

...

I got nothing.

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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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Rhode Island- Go to the East Side in Providence...


Who am I kidding, Rhode Island doesn't have much but it's better than having miles and miles of corn fields.

You have Legal Sea Food! Best. Seafood. Restaurant. Ever.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#35
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You have Legal Sea Food! Best. Seafood. Restaurant. Ever.



...can't say I've even heard of it.

Where is this Legal Sea Food you speak of located?
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full list of states from me

vermont: maple syrup, ski
maine: enjoy your lakehouse, get bored after a week, then go home
pennnsylvania: leave
maryland: eat crabcakes
north carolina: beach
new york: shop, music scene
south carolina: charleston
massachusetts: BOSTON
montreal [not a state but close enough]: jazz, wear a face mask.
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...can't say I've even heard of it.

Where is this Legal Sea Food you speak of located?

Warwick.

http://www.legalseafoods.com/

It's actually in a lot of places. .-.

Louisiana: Run around, screaming "THROW ME SOMETHING, MISTER!" in people's face.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
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South Carolina: shoot fireworks and play golf i guess
Georgia: ??? play with peaches or something
Florida: be retired.
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Pennsylvania: PENN STATE FOOTBALL GAME!!! And cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, and water ice in Philly!!

I would say Primanti brothers in Pittsburgh, but I think Pittsburgh is an evil evil place that doesn't really count as PA, and might as well just secede the state and join Ohio. Just sayin'
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