Go to a titty bar.
-Peavey Classic 30
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Quote by Colgate Total
Buy booze.


This isn't a question. Go get liquored up, you idiot.
has a terrible signature.
You've just turned 19 in Canada and you're in the Pit?

Get out and socialise with your fellow of-age brethren.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
Awww...lucky canadian.
My response was gonna be wait 2 years and get bombass wasted.

I hate America
I have no sig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awww...lucky canadian.
My response was gonna be wait 2 years and get bombass wasted.

I hate America

Quote by Le_Bunny
LE shoop? It must be rad. And yes, I see potential.

P.S. nobody google 'man train'.


Well we get to buy beer a year before Canada aswell.

Although, I can't for another 4 years..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
Congratulatios. You are one year closer to death.
Check out my band Disturbed
I didn't get you anything, but here's your name tag back

EDIT---- stupid censory... replace the stars with fa ggot and there you have a funny picture....
Last edited by Turkeyburger at Aug 9, 2009,
you can start by getting off UG.....
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.

Resistance is victory.

We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
Since you're now of age, I got you some Sapporo.

My favourite beer, but it's $90 Australian for a 12 pack. It should be cheaper there thought, it's brewed in Canada.
Go on the internet and browse around the web.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.

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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).

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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen

^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
I got you the same cake I get everybody!


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